Platypus's Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 29 Platypus's Quotes

#1. In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus. - Author: Creed Bratton
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#2. If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do ... - Author: Steve Merrick
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#3. He who runs with the platypus is no more a man than he who swallows chesnuts - Author: Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers
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#4. I feel akin to the Platypus. An orphan in a family. A swimmer, a recluse. Part bird, part fish, part lizard. - Author: Trevor Dunn
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#5. A Platypus is a duck designed by a committee - Author: Anon
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#6. Washington. In Monroe's Cabinet, Secretary of - Author: Jon Meacham
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#7. I can't blame you for trying to categorize me. It's a human instinct. It's why scientists are, to this day, completely flabbergasted by the duck-billed platypus: it's furry like a mammal, but lays eggs like a bird. It defies conventional classification.
I AM THE PLATYPUS (Coo coo ka-choo) - Author: Jeff Garvin
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#8. Scientific reality is as different from lived reality as a slide rule is from a platypus. - Author: Marty Rubin
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#9. I remember looking at the fear in her eyes. How could someone be so cruel? I thought as the hens cried. When will people realize, that other animals have just as much the right as we do. - Author: Zoe Rosenberg
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#10. Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus. - Author: Robin Williams
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#11. Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus? - Author: Jessica Simpson
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#12. You have the morals of rabbit, the character of a slug, and the brain of a platypus. - Author: Cybill Shepherd
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#13. People have been warning us that language was going to the dogs ever since Latin started turning into French. Yet the dogs in question never seem to emerge yelping on the horizon. - Author: John McWhorter
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#14. In one,Einstein is pictured over the words GRAVITY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FALLING IN LOVE. - Author: Lauren Oliver
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#15. Blue was a fanciful, but sensible thing. Like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#16. Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse ... - Author: Steve Merrick
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#17. Let's just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system. - Author: Sorin Suciu
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#18. The problem is, no matter how far or fast you drive, you can't leave yourself behind. And if you can't feel at home in your own head, where can you? - Author: Melissa Marr
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#19. Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus egg incubation (19-21 days) and a squirrel pregnancy (24-45 days). - Author: Marisha Pessl
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#20. And then she said, 'Let's play Truth or Dare' and then you fucked her."
"Wait, you fucked her? In front of the Colonel?" Takumi cried.
"I didn't fuck her."
"Calm down, guys," the Colonel said, throwing up his hands. "It's a euphemism."
"For what?" Takumi asked.
"Kissing. - Author: John Green
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#21. A poem should be odd as a small cast-iron platypus. - Author: Dean Young
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#22. I never thought of God as humorous," said Father Stone. "The Creator of the platypus, the camel, the ostrich, and man? Oh, come now! - Author: Ray Bradbury
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#23. I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Author: Jack Falahee
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#24. The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable. - Author: Sean Connery
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#25. Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta. - Author: Stephen Colbert
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#26. You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. - Author: Elle Lothlorien
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#27. We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.*
*Not why is it anything. Just why it is. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#28. The platypus, as it turns out, derives its DNA from a menagerie of creatures. When its genome was fully decoded, it was found only to be 80% mammalian, and had genes found previously only in reptilian, bird, amphibian, and fish DNA. - Author: B.C. Chase
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#29. Now I am obsessed with collecting Platypus paraphernalia. - Author: Trevor Dunn
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