Top 82 Quotes About The Joker
#1. There must be some kind of way out of here,' said the joker to the thief ...
Bob Dylan
#2. Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker.
Nicki Minaj
#3. The Joker as sadistic chaos, the Batman as merciless order. This mirror-image theme would come to define the two characters' relationship in the comics and across all media for the next forty years.
Glen Weldon
#4. In truth, I've never been a big superhero fan. I don't mind some of the movies, and a couple of the cartoons were alright - that Batman series from the early nineties where Mark Hamill voiced the Joker is sweetness. But largely, I've not really had much time for superheroes.
Ben Peek
#5. Kingsley, ever the joker, had his Venator mark tattooed near his unmentionables
Melissa De La Cruz
#6. Laughter may instruct but it may also conceal, defending the joker against anger and retaliation: a game is only a game.
Margaret Atwood
#7. With mounting concern, I learned that having a £600 handbag is like having a crush on the Joker in Batman. You MUST do it. It is an irreducible fact of being a woman.
Caitlin Moran
#8. The greatest villain of all time is The Joker - he always has been, and I don't know anyone who's not going to have Heath Ledger's performance burnt into their brains for the rest of their lives.
Drew Goddard
#9. The white light is the joker in the deck. It creates transmutations that are completely unpredictable, which is what makes it fun, which is why it scares the hell out of most people.
Frederick Lenz
#10. writers to explicitly posit that the Joker embraces the chaos of insanity and death, while the Batman instead channels his pain into an endless crusade to impose order.
Glen Weldon
#11. Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker
Grant Morrison
#12. It is a terrifying thing when the animals laugh at the hunter. Take a tip from Harlequin and the Joker. If you imitate a fool well, you are not likely to be fooled by others. To be it bluntly, albeit unorginally: A fool who knows he is a fool is indeed a wise man.
Anton Szandor LaVey
#13. The joker in the deck of lesbian fidelity is female vanity: no woman of fifty is going to undress in front of a woman of twenty no matter how much she might lust for her.
Florence King
#14. My dream role is to play in a story of how the Joker became the Joker, and I would play the young Heath Ledger.
Jonny Weston
#15. Heath Ledger died from the joker, so far the darkness killed him... but why we don't explore it?
Deyth Banger
#16. I can tell we're going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. I'm the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make. (Thorn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#17. The dark eyes are for the villains ... the Grim Reaper,the Joker, zombies. All dark.
Lucy Christopher
#18. Enlightened beings are rare in the universe. They are the joker in the deck. They are outside the circle.
Frederick Lenz
#20. I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end
Ags Orachimaruu
#21. I was particularly proud of my performance as the Joker. I considered it a piece of pop art.
Jack Nicholson
#22. It isn't possible to smile too much, odd one."
"Did you ever see the Joker in Batman?
Dean Koontz
#23. I didn't like people rewriting my dialogue. I didn't like the fact that we'd start a comic with the Joker, and by the time we inked it, he would have turned into the Scarecrow.
Neil Gaiman
#24. [The Joker is a] psychopathic, mass murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy ... Last week I probably slept an average of two hours a night. I couldn't stop thinking. My body was exhausted, and my mind was still going.
Heath Ledger
#25. I know that I sound like the joker, but the joker is a great character.
Deyth Banger
#26. Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ... forever.
The Joker
Alan Moore
#27. The world is not about Batman and Robin fighting the Joker; things are more complicated than that. And nothing is scarier than the people who try to find easy answers to complicated questions.
Marjane Satrapi
#28. Niki blurted out the news. "Some joker in Africa has done a heart transplant!" "Jesus . . ." Kantrowitz groaned. He knew who had beaten him. "Barnard!
Donald McRae
#29. Einstein was wrong! IM the speed of like CRACKING through shivery rainbows and GOD the sky whirls and withers like a melting RAINBOW!
Grant Morrison
#30. With fame, money and sex settled, he had to find something else to fight, and like any honorable man he chose to fight his own people. And that was how Byron the sentimental poet of graveyards and lost loves became the Satanic joker all England loved to hate.
John C. Dolan
#31. Perhaps violence, like pornography, is some kind of an evolutionary standby system, a last-resort device for throwing a wild joker into the game?
J.G. Ballard
#32. Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.
Jackie DeShannon
#33. In between effect and cause and just beyond the range of normal sight, this glittering joker was dancing in the dragon's jaws.
Bruce Cockburn
#34. You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on.
Brian Azzarello
#35. He runs his hand over his face, and suddenly the cocky joker is gone, and I can see all of his shadows.
Tarryn Fisher
#38. The third quality that is needed for a scientist to become a public icon is wisdom. Besides being a famous joker and a famous genius, Feynman was also a wise human being whose answers to serious questions made sense.
Freeman Dyson
#39. The town isn't big enough for two homicidal maniacs.
Jeph Loeb
#40. When my editor sent me the first two images of Joker's daughter, I was struck by how confident she looked despite her boney appearance and horribly scarred face. So I starting thinking, how did Duela gain such confidence in a world that prizes beauty?
Ann Nocenti
#41. You're looking...good enough to eat. Figuratively speaking, I'm strictly vegan.
Marv Wolfman
#42. That pathetic short-cut suggested by Nature the supreme joker as a remedy for our loneliness, that ephemeral communion which we persuade ourselves to be of the spirit when it is in fact only of the body - durable not even in memory!
Vita Sackville-West
#43. The average human being is a perverse creature; and when he isn't that, he is a practical joker. The result to the other person concerned is about the same: that is, he is made to suffer.
Mark Twain
#44. Knight Sebring was loaded. On the surface of it, and Joker suspected some of that leaked into his skin, he was also total class. But if you hurt a woman, he'd slit your throat, do it personally, and walk away forgetting you existed.
Kristen Ashley
#45. The relations of a joker to his joke should be as quick and desultory as those of a bee to its flowers.
W. Somerset Maugham
#46. I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic!
John Byrne
#47. Like any joker, he was watching For the card that is so high and wild He'll never need to deal another He was just some Joseph looking for a manger
Leonard Cohen
#48. The DC Universe has the best villains in fiction, right? I don't think there's any group of villains collectively or anywhere else that come close to DC's. Joker, Cat Woman, Lex Luthor, are all staples. A lot of the comic book icons are fiction icons.
Geoff Johns
#49. Because once I didn't care about the rules anymore, I had all the power.
Adam Glass
#50. And as for small difficulties and worryings, prospects of sudden disaster, peril of life and limb; all these, and death itself, seem to him only sly, good-natured hits, and jolly punches in the side bestowed by the unseen and unaccountable old joker.
Herman Melville
#51. As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lugns out.
Dennis O'Neil
#52. How close, Frost?"
"Real close, boss. I swear on my life."
Joker slowly looked up, eyes glistening with black hope. The fire in his madness was still burning.
"If you're going to swear, swear on something that matters.
Marv Wolfman
#53. I don't just randomly kill people ... I kill people when it's funny.
Neil Gaiman
#54. My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you?
Alan Moore
#55. A joker is near akin to a buffoon; and neither of them is the least related to wit.
Lord Chesterfield
#56. The Dark Knight 2008, favourite character Joker always in the right face and showing all humans in one character. A character died from characters!
Deyth Banger
#57. The great white joker in the sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf or a tree.
Michael Shaara
#58. All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
Alan Moore
#59. I was one of those whose school report would always say, 'Could pay more attention.' I spent my time trying to be the centre of attention or the class joker instead of knuckling down. Far from the perfect student.
Suzanne Shaw
#60. If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.
Alan Moore
#61. For the murder of Jest, the court joker of Hearts, I sentence this man to death.'
She spoke without feeling, unburdened by love or dreams or the pain of a broken heart. It was a new day in Hearts, and she was the Queen.
'Off with his head
Marissa Meyer
#62. Joker: I don't mind you saying that, Johnny. Sometimes, I need to hear the obvious... now is not one of those times, though.
Brian Azzarello
#63. THREE DAYS LATER A MESSAGE WAS LEFT UNDER A PEBBLE UPON THE SUNDIAL." "'If it really annoys you, Hilton, we might go and travel, you and I, and so avoid this nuisance.' "'What, be driven out of our own house by a practical joker?
Arthur Conan Doyle
#64. Tack's voice was granite when he started, "They will not take her boy, and the time to fuck with Carissa Teodoro is now over."
Joker's voice was a quiet growl when he started, "You know you got my love, brother."
"I do," Tack returned. "And it's a privilege, Carson.
Kristen Ashley
#65. I became amazed at how much my men would tolerate if someone just took the time to explain the why of it all to them.
Donovan Campbell
#67. There is always Joker to see through the delusion. Generation succeeds generation, but there is a fool walking the earth who is never ravaged by time.
Jostein Gaarder
#68. The surly orphan of American politics ... the grim joker in the deck, whose nightrider candidacy [is] a rough approximation of the potential for an American fascism. People
Hampton Sides
#69. I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
Man Ray
#70. I was Carson "Joker" Steele's. End of story. He was mine too, but with a manly man biker, that was secondary. It went with the territory, hand in hand with him staking his claim. This did not bother me. It didn't trouble me. It didn't annoy me. It utterly thrilled me.
Kristen Ashley
#71. I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting jokes out than getting the words out. We laughed all the time.
Johnny Depp
#72. I'm thinking of killing everyone whose name is a palindrome
Dan Slott
#74. The truth is ladies ... Good men are an endangered specie. So if you have a good man dont shuffle your KING for a JOKER.
Crystal Evans
#75. I'm a joker who has understood his epoch and has extracted all he possibly could from the stupidity, greed and vanity of his contemporaries.
Pablo Picasso
#76. My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.
Lincoln Steffens
#77. You can be committed to somebody because of ego: 'I said I was going to be with this joker for the rest of my life, so I'm just going to do it.' Or you can be committed because you have a deeply rooted connection.
Jada Pinkett Smith
#78. (after Monster T shot himself)
"Smart guy," Joker said, and he laughed. "Lotta brains.
Marv Wolfman
#81. Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
Deyth Banger
#82. I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.
Noel Fielding
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