Quotes About The Car Wash

#1. When we used to go to the car-wash where people would wipe the windows, my dad would go out and help them and then tip them as well, so I learned my empathy from my dad, and my mum is very empathetic too, but in a very stern way; she will always check my ego.

Charlie Puth

#2. Have you ever noticed how nice people are at the car wash?! Maybe it's just me, but it makes me happy. Weird, I know!

Brittany Snow

#3. It's settled, then," Grace said. She turned back to Nick. "Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven's sake clean the McDonald's Happy Meal boxes out of it."
"Hey," Nick said, his face offended. "That's a low blow. Those boxes are collectibles.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash.

Sarah Dessen

#5. Some people tell me they would be afraid of my characters, but I tell those people [that] they meet these characters all the time. They just don't care about them when they meet them, at the gas station, the car wash, the post office even.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

#6. It's like you are a car, a nice car that hadn't been washed for a year.
And then you got a wash and wax and all the trimmings.
You're sparkling, but you're still the same great car.

Lissa Price

#7. Attractive things work better When you wash and wax a car, it drives better, doesn't it? Or at least feels like it does.

Donald A. Norman

#8. Making love to him was like going through a car wash, except you came out dirtier and more alive at the other end.

Charles Baxter

#9. That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Bum Phillips

#10. If misery were water, he thinks as he climbs into his car and turns the key, I could just drown or let it wash me away entirely.

Dennis Sharpe

#11. Everyone wants to call wrestling 'the business.' Why don't you treat it like a business? I don't care if you're running a diner, if you're running a car wash or a wrestling company. It's all business.

Kevin Nash

#12. I wash my cars and clean the garage a lot. That's kind of my thing.

Joey Logano

#13. My first job was working for my dad. He was a used-car dealer, and I used to wash the cars down, clean them out, and so on. I would do stuff for him pretty much every day. It was quite a good job, to be honest.

Tyson Fury

#14. On the pavement near my car are the smashed skeletons of two baby birds, their flattened beaks and wings making them look reptilian. They've been there for a year. I can't resist looking at them each time I get in my car. We need a good flood, wash them away.

Gillian Flynn

#15. If I go onstage, I want to give people everything they want and more. I'll wash their car for them on their way out.

Trent Reznor

#16. Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.

Robert De Niro

#17. You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never
thought washing a car would be so hard, but after watching you for the last fifteen minutes, I'm convinced it should be an Olympic sport.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#18. Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

Donna Brazile

#19. Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

Pete Rose

#20. I took one look at him, my mouth started watering and my panties moistened with thick fluid as if he had touched my sensation and made me instantaneously combust.

Siva D.

#21. I could drive from the age of nine. My dad had his car pitch at home, and we used to drive the cars around the land, take them up to the tap, wash them, and reverse them back.

Tyson Fury

#22. I like Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket.

Billiam Coronel

#23. Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship.

Drew Magary

#24. Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

Dave Barry