Quotes About Suspenders

#1. You can put suspenders on a salamander, but it still won't make waffles. See what I mean? That sentence makes absolutely no sense, but I got paid to write it. It's printed right here in a published book!

Dave Barry

#2. The scene fascinated me: a round straw hat; the funnel leaning left, the stairway leaning right; the white drawbridge, its railings made of chain; white suspenders crossed on the back of a man below; circular iron machinery; a mast that cut into the sky, completing a triangle.

Alfred Stieglitz

#3. Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.

Sydney Smith

#4. You must not forget the suspenders, Best Beloved.

Rudyard Kipling

#5. Dewerman was this bearded 1960's throwback: a Teletubby in tie-dye, suspenders, and thinning hair scraped back into a stringy gray rat.

Ilsa J. Bick

#6. He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

Robert A. Heinlein

#7. Peppo!" I yelled, pulling at my cousin's suspenders. "I really don't want to be arrested, okay?"
"Don't worry!" Peppo turned a corner and accelerated as he spoke. "I go too fast for police!

Anne Fortier

#8. He's wearing a white button down, black pants, and suspenders. He's not my type, but the getup is pretty sexy. Like, put your brother in suspenders and he might become hot too. Okay, that was too far, and I need to stop watching Game of Thrones. Kit

Tarryn Fisher

#9. Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.

Albert Einstein

#10. Mickey Mouse is just a rat in suspenders.

Stuart Gibbs

#11. Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term camel balls.

Chelsea Handler

#12. Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots in the 1960s. This is all fruit we are reaping from the sexual revolution.

Rush Limbaugh

#13. I'm not a little girl." And he'd never spoken to me like that. Not ever. "I don't know what your problem is, but unless you pay the rent on my house or wear the black suspenders at the Cinemark, you don't get to tell me what to do.

Rachel Vincent

#14. Actually last night my married lover appeared wearing suspenders and a darling little angora crop top told me he was gay a sex addict a narcotic addict a commitment phobic and beat me up with a dildo.

Helen Fielding

#15. For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.

Bill Kelly

#16. A typical 'Larry King Live' is a pastiche whose absurdism defies parody. Wearing his trademark suspenders and purple shirts, he looks as if he's strapped to the chair with vertical seat belts, unable to eject.

James Wolcott

#17. We should all use suspenders to keep our souls from slipping down to our heels.

Antonio Lobo Antunes

#18. Love is the Solution for Every Problem, when You Start to Love it, it's turning into Happiness.

Jan Jansen

#19. Another flashing chance at bliss
Another kiss, another kiss

Jim Morrison

#20. All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers ... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born.

Francois Fenelon

#21. At times he felt that he had almost rather not be in love with her, for it brought him no peace. What was the use of it, if it was only going to be painful?

Larry McMurtry

#22. Don't waste your one beautiful life," Vivien said softly.

Ann Hood

#23. If God did not exist, He would have to be invented. But all nature cries aloud that he does exist: that there is a supreme intelligence, an immense power, an admirable order, and everything teaches us our own dependence on it.

Voltaire

#24. Just because people play songs with great technique doesn't mean the records are better.

Kenny G

#25. Nothing happens without God's will, and life doesn't always go according to plan. Man proposes, God disposes. And it is God's will that we need to surrender to. In retrospect it usually all makes sense.

Kristiane Backer

#26. Oh, man, if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers, things would be easier.

Kyle Chandler

#27. The kind of compassion you have is like a diamond - won under tremendous pressure.

Eli Easton

#28. Of being strong and brave. The strong can not be brave. Only the weak can be brave; and yet again, in practice, only those who can be brave can be trusted, in time of doubt, to be strong.

G.K. Chesterton

#29. I like to express myself through the clothes that I wear.

Nayvadius Cash

#30. When I was a little girl, I dreamed of being an elf.

Evangeline Lilly