Top 4 Bill Kelly Quotes
#1. For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.
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#2. Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them.
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#3. After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
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#4. My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.
Bill Kelly
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