Top 100 Quotes About Spit
#1. I write about all the horrible things that can happen to kids as a way of keeping those things from happening to mine. Write the books, spit three times over your shoulder and you're safe.
Jodi Picoult
#2. With the sun sliding out of the sky like spit off a wall ...
Junot Diaz
#3. I would shake the world until its teeth rattled if that was required to have it spit out an answer.
Mark Lawrence
#4. When the end of the world comes, it won't be the ones that cry who survive, but the ones who spit.
Mari Mancusi
#5. I still think I love him more. It's one of those things you never know for certain because there's no way to enter all the relationship data in a computer and have it spit out a definitive answer. You can't quantify love, and if you try, you wind up focusing on misleading factors.
Emily Giffin
#6. When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
George Carlin
#7. Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn't like him.
Shelly Laurenston
#8. Spit Fyre practised a recently acquired skill - he winked.
Angie Sage
#9. Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.
M.F. Moonzajer
#10. The rain fell in torrents, like God had sucked up the ocean and spit it out over their heads in fury.
James Dashner
#11. The sea can swallow ships, and it can spit out whales like watermelon seeds. It will take what it wants, and it will keep what it has taken, and you may not take away from it what it does not wish to give.
Natalie Babbitt
#12. If Peter was nine, and a new boy came to St. Norbert's Home for Wayward Boys who said he was ten, why, then, Peter would declare himself eleven. Also, he could spit the farthest. That made him the undisputed leader.
Dave Barry
#13. It's okay to be insecure and spit on people.
Ben Shepherd
#14. I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for an awards show.
Lauryn Hill
#15. Abby had a little experience with the rap genre already - she used to spit rhymes with this little blond neighbor kid when she would visit her aunt and uncle in Detroit. Marshall something. Great kid. A little tightly wound.
Andrew Shaffer
#16. I suppose a good recipe for life would be to allow nothing into it, knowingly at least, which is bitter.
It's disappointing we aren't able to simply spit people out that don't taste well.
Scott Hildreth
#17. Once you've spit something out, you can't eat it back up again. People don't forget.
Ainslie Hogarth
#18. Til shade is gone,
til water is gone
Into the shadow with teeth bared
Screaming defiance with the last breath
To spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day.
Robert Jordan
#19. Busta Rhymes the mighty infamous,
Always misbehaving and mischeivous,
Causing aggravation, I'll never pause,
Pushing out spit balls through plastic straws.
Busta Rhymes
#20. 90. Being Set at meat Scratch not, neither Spit, Cough, or blow your Nose except there's a Necessity for it.
George Washington
#21. I would just spit, burp, and call good riddance! Who needs ya? Who cares?
Jerry Spinelli
#22. Spit on your own and you can't do anything, but if you all spit together you can drown the bastards
Bob Crow
#23. What time is it?"
"One o'clock."
I nearly spit out some soda. "In the
afternoon?"
"No. In the morning. Don't let that damn
sunlight fool you. It lies.
Glenn Bullion
#25. Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
George Bernard Shaw
#26. Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it's an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive.
Chloe Thurlow
#27. A rib ... loaves and fish ... some spit ... God can do a lot with a little.
Mark Hart
#28. We were all survivors - every last one of us who limped our way out to the sidewalks that afternoon and spit in Death's cold face.
Cat Winters
#29. If you spit in my face and smack me in the mouth and throw me into solitary confinement for nothing ... what do you think's gonna happen when i get out of here?
Charles Manson
#30. I pick up the phone and press the few buttons until I can hear my heavy, creeper breathing over the PA system. I start beat boxing into the phone, making sure I spit more than necessary. Yo, Marky Mark. Please come to your office immediately, there's a funky bunch of manly stud waiting for you.
Jay McLean
#31. We're shooting the scene where I swallow your heart and you make me
spit it up again. I swallow your heart and it crawls
right out of my mouth.
You swallow my heart and flee, but I want it back now, baby. I want it back.
Richard Siken
#33. Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.
Rachel Caine
#34. You can spit on a rose, but it's still a rose.
Marty Rubin
#35. It's totally fine," I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. "She's totally housebroken. She'll go to the door and spit on it when she needs to go out.
Tara Sivec
#36. If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.
Pablo Picasso
#37. You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends ... I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!
Eiichiro Oda
#38. That's it. Gently now," Reagan said to Nellie. "We'll move onto the hard stuff tomorrow."
"This ... isn't ... the hard stuff?" Nellie spit out through gritted teeth.
Reagan grinned. "You really hate me right now, don't you?"
"Immeasurably."
"Good. Give me ten.
Jude Watson
#39. Nashville is wicked. It's like a proper music community, but it's also quintessentially American. You bump into people there with cowboy hats that spit in jars and call you 'boy.' I just love that.
Ed Sheeran
#40. I had bitten into my tongue, and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please.
Jim Butcher
#41. When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot.
Markus Zusak
#42. I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man.
Josh Lanyon
#43. Shoot, there's a committee to tell you everything at a record label. You definitely have to know who you are if you want to look like you at the end of the process. We've all seen people get record contracts, and by the time they're spit out by the machine, we don't even recognize them.
Gary Allan
#44. Nobody knew me at Buckton. Clem had chosen the town because of that; and besides, even if I had wimp out, there was not enough gas to help me going further north. - I spit on your graves ,
Boris Vian
#45. It's almost embarrassing how well-behaved I was, which is probably why I do things like spit water on myself onstage as an adult.
Karen O
#46. Be quiet! Anyone can spit in my face, and call me a criminal and a prostitute. But no one has the right to judge my remorse.
Jean-Paul Sartre
#47. Life is a bowl of cherries just make sure you spit out the pits
Dawson C. Walton
#48. If I must fight, I'll fight; but I prefer not to spit at my enemy beforehand.
Charles Lindbergh
#49. I would love to have acidy spit.
Dane Cook
#50. What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?
Jim Butcher
#51. The common experience is, that the man fits himself as well as he can to the customary details of that work or trade he falls into, and tends it as a dog turns a spit. Then he is part of the machine he moves; the man is lost.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#52. I didn't know that my son had allergies until he spit up eggs one day, and one day he had a little peanut butter and his face swelled up. I took him to get tested and found out that he is allergic to everything.
Kym Whitley
#55. She said she remembered when Republicans compared President Roosevelt to Hitler and to Stalin and to Mussolini. She said she used to see people wearing I HATE ELEANOR buttons walk past her on the sidewalk and she wanted to spit, she wanted to kill them.
Amy Bloom
#56. We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost, and scratch and spit, and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff.
Tracy Byrd
#57. Orthodoxy is a fixed habit of mind. The average man and woman hug their orthodoxies and spit their venom on those that outrage them.
Gertrude Atherton
#58. Now, if someone wants to spit on me, I just roll up the window of my BMW 540i.
Henry Rollins
#59. New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down - he gets polished.
Kurt Braunohler
#60. Men suck," Larsley says, blowing another bubble and then spitting the gum out the window, like she's trying to spit out the whole idea of men.
Alexandra Teague
#61. Ah, it was a fine night, a warm night, a wine-drinking night, a moony night, and a night to hug your girl and talk and spit and be heavengoing.
Jack Kerouac
#62. I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.
Kourtney Kardashian
#63. You will curl your lip and want to spit. But I don't care. A man can carry something like this inside him for only so long. Then it's got to come out.
James Aura
#64. Why should I need a prescription to spit into a vial and get my DNA read? Why can't I get my own blood drawn without a doctor's permission? It's my blood.
Anne Wojcicki
#65. Because there's nothing you can do about other people's reactions. You be yourself and let them be themselves and if you don't get what you want then tough and if you do then good for you and that's it. Everything else is manipulation and I spit on it.
-Zal
Justina Robson
#66. Navarette, a Chinese missionary, agrees with Leibniz and says that It is the special providence of God that the Chinese did not know what was done in Christendom; for if they did, there would be never a man among them, but would spit in our faces.
Matthew Tindal
#67. He shrugged, a boyish mischief lighting his eyes. "I wanted to surprise you. I will admit that I knew you were a member. I also know you don't have a Dom. I guess I was hoping you would show me around." Sarah leaned over, whispering in her ear. "I am fairly certain my ovaries just spit out an egg.
Lexi Blake
#68. For earthly princes lay aside their power when they rise up against God, and are unworthy to be reckoned among the number of mankind. We ought, rather, to spit upon their heads than to obey them.
John Calvin
#69. People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.
Jason Bateman
#70. Oh my God, Val," Lisa groaned. "He is going to chew you up and spit you out."
"Maybe not spit her out," Rachel said, with a leer. "Not if he likes the taste of her.
Nenia Campbell
#72. He simply wishes to make it possible for a man to be both a Negro and an American without being cursed and spit upon by his fellows, without having the doors of Opportunity closed roughly in his face.
W.E.B. Du Bois
#73. We are not blood and gristle and hair and spit. We are ideas, if we are anything at all. That part of us that was never truly living is the only part of us that cannot die.
Robert V.S. Redick
#74. I don't care what you do with that negative, you can retouch it, you can spit on it, you can grind it underfoot. The only thing that matters is if it is honest. If [the picture] is honest, you and everybody can tell. If it is dishonest, you and everybody can tell.
Arnold Newman
#75. A whole roasted lamb - stuffed with lamb sausages, organ and glandbreads, dried fruits and currants, tomato/garlic/onion mush, the entirety cardamomated, corianderized, cumined, cloved - was brought out on a spit, danced around. The carcassbearers were women, further gorgeous bursting Slavs,
Joshua Cohen
#76. Nah, I don't really have to spit nothin' too complex,
I just rep for my hood, and it sound correct.
Cappadonna
#77. Needle and thread flesh and bone Spit and sinew, heartbreak is home. Your suture lines, they sparkle like diamonds Bright stars to light my confinement Stitch,
Gayle Forman
#78. The person my heartache would spit out wouldn't be Ellie Watt and she wouldn't be Eden White. I didn't know her name, but I knew she wouldn't possess a heart.
I was fucking scared of her.
Karina Halle
#79. Trust your gut instinct over spreadsheets. There are too many variables in the real world that you simply can't put into a spreadsheet. Spreadsheets spit out results from your inexact assumptions and give you a false sense of security. In most cases, your heart and gut are still your best guide.
Naveen Jain
#80. This is how I know blood is meaningless family connections are a lot like old gum -you don't have to keep chewing. You can always spit it out and stick it under the table. You can walk away.
Nova Ren Suma
#81. I'm proud of all the movies I've made. They're not sequels, they're not franchises. And the reason I pick my films carefully is that I don't want to spit on my life. I like to think of myself as more than that.
Kevin Costner
#82. Once I slapped a rapper with mace,
Then I spit acid in his face, after he rinsed his eyes, no wait ...
I actually grew five times my size, grabbed Ma$e by the thigh and slapped a rapper with him.
Pharoahe Monch
#83. I see there's more cooking out here than the pheasant." Valten leaned over to turn the roasting birds on the spit and mumbled, "Not anymore.
Melanie Dickerson
#84. All dressed up with nowhere to go," said Iko from the doorway.
Cinder spit out the flashlight with a laugh and glanced down at her oil-stained cargo pants. "Yeah, right. All I need is a tiara."
"I was talking about me.
Marissa Meyer
#85. When you are fed with the spoon of betrayal, you can choose to spit it out and live or swallow it and die
Ikechukwu Izuakor
#86. Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.
Salvador Dali
#87. I remember people saying to us, "You're too nice. Hollywood is going to eat you up and spit you out." I never listened to them.
Jimmy Fallon
#88. In the depths of hell roasting on a spit if it meant getting to be close to you.
Nicole Williams
#89. What is shame?
The Son of God, while on a rescue mission of love, was
misunderstood
insulted
betrayed
denied
mocked
spit on
cursed
abandoned
stripped
crucified.
Edward T. Welch
#90. Gosh, all a kid has to do these days is spit straight and he gets forty-thousand dollars to sign.
Cy Young
#91. It don't spit or swear or sleep around. I've always maintained I'm the most radical rock'n'roll singer Britain has ever seen.
Cliff Richard
#92. She gets that fabulous edge that girls get to their voices, the edge that spells oncoming Tantrum From the Bowels of Hell, that says, 'I'll scratch the heavens down around you and suck the fucken air from your lungs and spit you to fucken hell and you know it.
D.B.C. Pierre
#93. Being a gossip reporter just isn't a respectable job. It'll chew you up and spit you out.
Kim Cattrall
#95. I spit on my glove tips, touch it and can see the sizzle. Not good.
Robert M. Pirsig
#96. Life should be like a basket of chicken wings: salty, full of fat and vinegar, and surrounded by celery you'll never actually eat, even when you're greedily sopping up the last viscous streaks of buffalo sauce from the wax paper with your spit-stained index finger. Yes,
Joseph Fink
#97. When in doubt, just spit it out. That all challenges can be overcome by speaking the truth, no matter how itcomes out.
Dan Brown
#98. You can go outside and spit and have the same effect as doubling carbon dioxide.
Reid Bryson
#99. His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together. By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smoke from either ear.
William Steig
#100. My mum used to say to me, 'Spit on yer 'ands and take a fresh 'old.' Keep going even if you have setbacks.
Lesley Garrett
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