Quotes About Scotch Whiskey

#1. I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

Mark Twain

#2. If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

Nathan Myhrvold

#3. If you do not want me to break your wrist with one squeeze of my hand, you will do two things immediately, First you will remove your hand from my woman's purse. Second, you will remove your hand from my shirt. It's attached to the body that belongs to the owner of the purse.

Jen Frederick

#4. Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. No animal of mine has ever told me he was ready to die. I wish it were that simple. Dogs can communicate, but they cannot talk, nor do they think in our language or on our terms.

Jon Katz

#5. She knew scotch from whiskey, had no trouble counting markers, and almost certainly dealt her cards from the bottom of the deck. She was absolutely shameless. He hadn't had this much fun in years.

Erica Ridley

#6. A wise fellow who is also worthless always charms the rabble.

Euripides

#7. I have a lot of responsibilities outside myself. I have a large family. I want to know I can always be helpful.

Sarah Jessica Parker

#8. nobody loves anything more than freedom. Even love is secondary to freedom; freedom is the highest value. Love can be sacrificed for freedom, but freedom cannot be sacrificed for love.

Osho

#9. Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Compton Mackenzie

#10. To be or not to be, fucked up on whiskey, that is the question.

Robert Black

#11. Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.

Kevin Hearne

#12. Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!

Samuel Johnson

#13. The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude.

James Joyce

#14. Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

James Stewart

#15. The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.

Christopher S. Wren

#16. Love, he decided, is not about how much someone else cares for you, it's about how much you care for someone else.

Marcus Sedgwick

#17. As state and local laws mutate and change in favor of greater tolerance, perhaps cannabis will find it's proper place in the home medicine chest.

Chris Kilham

#18. Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Johnny Carson

#19. My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

Igor Stravinsky

#20. I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Mads Mikkelsen

#21. The bookstore had no musty "old books" smell, and instead it had a nice oaky aroma, similar to the way Laurence imagined the whiskey casks would be before you put Scotch into them for aging. This was a place where you would age well.

Charlie Jane Anders

#22. Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

Jerry Vale

#23. I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

Tommy Cooper

#24. We're in an illusion about what our role is in world politics and foreign affairs, and our policies are killing and destroying and doing a lot of things that we are not aware of.

Talib Kweli

#25. It's just a cookie, sweetheart.

J. Lynn

#26. At heart, "uncertainty" and "investing" are synonyms.

Benjamin Graham

#27. To be certain you're consuming the real deal, look carefully at the label. W-h-i-s-k-e-y indicates the heavenly liquid from the Emerald Isle. Without the "e," it's from Scotland or some other godforsaken place.

Rashers Tierney

#28. Do you believe in God, Venkat?" Mitch asked.
"Sure, lots of 'em," Venkat said. "I'm Hindu.

Andy Weir

#29. There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

William Faulkner

#30. You may not have money, you may not have medicine, you may not have miracles, but you do have words, and they can produce life, or death depending on how you use them.

Rick Cochran