Quotes About Pizzas

#1. How many pizzas are consumed each year in the United States? How many words have you spoken in your life? How many different peoples names appear in the New York Times each year? How many watermelons would fit inside the U.S. Capital building? What is the volume of all the human blood in the world?

John Allen Paulos

#2. Sometimes I miss hamburgers, I should say that. I miss the tuna pizzas at Mercer Kitchen.

Marc Jacobs

#3. It's true that most American citizens think of themselves as living in a democratic country. But when was the last time that any Americans actually sat down and came to a collective decision? Maybe if they are ordering pizzas, but basically never.

David Graeber

#4. I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast ... but it's in moderation now.

Shane Warne

#5. To those of us accustomed to newspaper headlines, 'PIZZAS' in inverted commas suggests these might be pizzas, but nobody's promising anything, and if they turn out to be cardboard with a bit of cheese on top, you can't say you weren't warned.

Lynne Truss

#6. It's more than just selling pizzas. It's being a good fit for the community. We hire based on the betterment of the community as much as anything.

Mark Starr

#7. If you can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large.

Jeff Bezos

#8. And I didn't even try to fight the smile returning to my face, as I realized in that moment that I would eat a million pepperoni pizzas for that girl. And she knew. Damn it.

Laura Miller

#9. The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up ... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord ... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

Jeff Foxworthy

#10. There's no such thing as a wrong pizza," Georgie said. "All pizzas are right from conception.

Rainbow Rowell

#11. You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.

Jimmy Kimmel

#12. I have a house, with two big plasma-screen TVs, two dogs, a grill, chessboard. I like to keep it low-key: invite friends over, order some Papa John's pizzas and Coors Light, play poker and ping-pong and chill. I'm pretty private.

Jared Padalecki

#13. We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police.

Claude Chabrol

#14. Just because we eat together does not mean we eat right: Domino's alone delivers a million pizzas on an average day.

Nancy Gibbs

#15. Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.

Amy Neftzger

#16. A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

Jay Leno

#17. As for pineapple, it's far more versatile than you might think, and certainly merits wider use than in Hawaiian pizzas and pina coladas and on cheesy cocktail sticks.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#18. Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only too sizes; too big and too small.

Richard E. Pattis

#19. I do get my pizzas paid for by Linux indirectly.

Linus Torvalds

#20. The building block of organizations should be small teams. Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder, at one point had a "two-pizza team" rule,41 which stipulates that teams be small enough to be fed by two pizzas.

Eric Schmidt

#21. I was delivering pizzas at Domino's. I was 17 maybe. I liked it a lot. Just driving in the nice weather and listening to music.

Tao Lin

#22. Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas.

Michael Klaper

#23. We cannot build a vital economy by delivering pizzas to one another.

Jim Wright

#24. Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' -Catherine Spann

Catherine Spann

#25. He Liked Pizzas, she Burger.
He Liked Italian, she Continental.
He Liked muffins, she puffs.
Poles apart they had no chance,
but cheese kept them together.

Nishant Kumar

#26. I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"

Louis C.K.

#27. He wasn't just a psychopath, he was an asshole. Who cares why anyone wanted to listen to him?

Alison Umminger

#28. Take away the crazy, three-quarters of the possessiveness, enhance his communication skills, and decrease his love for sticking people with sharp objects, and she wouldn't hesitate to have sex with him. She was barely hesitating as it was.

Shay Rucker

#29. He will protect me if it is his will. It is not up to me whether I live or die. Either way, Heaven is what'll wait for me - the light at the end of the tunnel.

K. Weikel

#30. Yes I am loved. But I no longer love.

Gregoire Delacourt

#31. The things we remember are often things that have great emotional importance, and so they have a lasting effect.

Paul Auster

#32. Repentance is root of regeneration.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#33. Lots of people think the violence in the films I make is overwhelming, but they think they're seeing something that they aren't seeing.

Park Chan-wook

#34. We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.

Anton Chekhov

#35. Get some man-killing meat on your bones. No more of this anorexic scarecrow shit.

Pierce Brown

#36. I have made it a principle to give advice that does not serve my personal interest but rather the common interests.

George Soros