Top 23 John Allen Paulos Quotes

#1. How many pizzas are consumed each year in the United States? How many words have you spoken in your life? How many different peoples names appear in the New York Times each year? How many watermelons would fit inside the U.S. Capital building? What is the volume of all the human blood in the world?

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#2. The simple equations that generate the convoluted Mandelbrot fractal have been called the wittiest remarks ever made.

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#3. So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers.

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#4. The nuclear weapons on board just one of our Trident submarines contain eight times the firepower expended in all of World War II.

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#5. Innumeracy and pseudoscience are often associated, in part because of the ease with which mathematical certainty can be invoked, to bludgeon the innumerate into a dumb acquiescence.

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#6. For example, knowing that it takes only about eleven and a half days for a million seconds to tick away, whereas almost thirty-two years are required for a billion seconds to pass, gives one a better grasp of the relative magnitudes of these two common numbers.

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#7. In listening to stories we tend to suspend disbelief in order to be entertained, whereas in evaluating statistics we generally have an opposite inclination to suspend belief in order not to be beguiled.

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#8. The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.

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#9. Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!

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#10. In the stock market ... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.

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#11. When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology.

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#12. Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet."

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#13. The once-surprising existence of non-Euclidean models of Euclid's first four axioms can be seen as a sort of mathematical joke.

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#14. Uncertainty would be the only certainty there's, and realizing how to stay with insecurity could be the only protection

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#15. There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics ... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey.

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#16. We ourselves are co-called non-linear dynamical systems ... I don't feel quite so pathetic when I interrupt a project to check on some obscure web site or newsgroup or derive an iota of cheer by getting rid of pocketful of change.

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#17. One must give up the fantasy of a perspicacious gunslinger/investor
outwitting the market.

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#18. The fashion pages have always baffled me. In my opinion, the articles appear to be full of gobbledygook as to make the astrology column seem factual by comparison.

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#19. Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security.

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#20. I sometimes think it would be beneficial if people thought of each other as "historical factorials." Thus, (Myrtle!) would be understood not just as present-day Myrtle but as the product of all her past experiences.

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#21. Data, data everywhere, but not a thought to think.

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#22. Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature.

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#23. The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].

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