Alison Umminger Quotes

#1. China definitely sounded worse than Atlanta

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#2. For someone who did a lot of yoga and had a peace sign tramp stamp on her lower back, she sure could be a bitch.

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#3. Before my mom decided she was a lesbian, I thought lesbians were all these really nice, earthy, crunchy, let's smother you with our twenty extra pounds of lady love and fight the power people.

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#4. Everyone on staff seemed to realize that _Chips Ahoy!_ was like the chest acne of children's television, best covered up in the hope of growing out of it soon.

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#5. The devil you know" may be the saying, but crazy is always a million times more interesting when you're just getting introduced, shaking hands, and deciding whether or not you're going to give your real email address.

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#6. When we studied the 1920s, he pretended that cell phones were illegal and made half the class narcs, and then he had us read The Great Gatsby.

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#7. He wasn't just a psychopath, he was an asshole. Who cares why anyone wanted to listen to him?

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#8. I always thought that really beautiful people were kind of like stuffed animals, like they sat in corners and didn't say much of anything, because people loved them anyhow. But Jeremy was actually funny.

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#9. I didn't feel like doing much of anything except for staring out my sister's big open window and wishing there were someplace out there for me to land.

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