Top 52 Quotes About Mules
#1. Not before the harvest is in, and the mules
are rested
Hugh Laurie
#3. Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.
Harry Anderson
#6. Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.
Trenton Lee Stewart
#7. Some mules just seem to be born with the hee-haw habit. Back home we call those fellows 'Missouri Nightingales'.
Maureen Daly
#9. In the world of mules
There are no rules.
Ogden Nash
#10. She got to her feet and tucked her fingers into her armpits to warm them, glaring at Briar and Parahan as she walked over to the mules. It wasn't fair that men didn't have to twist themselves into knots to pee!
Tamora Pierce
#11. The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.
Jon Stewart
#12. Civilization, or "the system" or "society" or whatever you want to call it, is best served not by mules but by free men.
Robert M. Pirsig
#13. It seemed a strange thing to him, when earth was earth and rain was rain, that scrawny pines should grow in the scrub, while by every branch and lake and river there grew magnolias. Dogs were the same everywhere, and oxen and mules and horses. But trees were different in different places.
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
#16. My favorite sound is definitely mules. If it was an instrument, it's really pingthe touch of the black keys of the piano.
Christian Louboutin
#17. I hate mules. I hate the noise when someone walks with mules. Clomp, clomp, clomp. I think it's very not chic. I don't even like a flip-flop. I don't like this noise.
Carine Roitfeld
#18. I love clothes, and yes, we go out, but it's not like I'm walking around all day in a negligee with fluffy mules.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
#19. Once again, mules and their attendants would give him company. Often he thought he and the mules had no difference. Both carried other's loads.
Mahesh Poudyal
#20. Men come and go. They lie, or die, or leave you. A mountain is not a man, though, and a stone is a mountain's daughter. I trust myself, and I trust my mules. I won't fall.
George R R Martin
#21. Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans
Muhammad Ali
#22. And as the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so was my beloved among the sons. Et cetera. What would I give, to have that night back, out of all my nights? No treasure fleet could hold it, what I'd give; no caravan of mules could carry it away.
Kage Baker
#23. so the shoes of their mules made only the softest sound on the rock. The quiet soothed her, and the gentle rocking
George R R Martin
#24. One of the things that most people aren't aware of when they think of the Civil War is the number of people and associated animals. (Armies) weren't mechanized. They had to rely on horses and mules.
Gary Miller
#25. (When Alabama seceded from the Union on January 11, 1861, Winston County seceded from Alabama, and every child in Maycomb County knew it.) North Alabama was full of Liquor Interests, Big Mules, steel companies, Republicans, professors, and other persons of no background.
Harper Lee
#26. You're searching for unicorns among mules.
Sanjay Nigam
#27. Like most Two Rivers folk, Rand had a strong stubborn streak. Outsiders sometimes said it was the prime trait of people in the Two Rivers, that they could give mules lessons and teach stones.
Robert Jordan
#28. When people are too comfortable, it is not possible to restrain them within the bounds of their duty? They may be compared to mules who, being accustomed to burdens, are spoilt by rest rather than labour.
Cardinal Richelieu
#29. It, is best served not by mules but by free men. The purpose of abolishing grades and degrees is not to punish mules or to get rid of them but to provide an environment in which that mule can turn into a free man.
Robert M. Pirsig
#30. There's nothing like a pack of mules to give one a sense of entourage.
Tahir Shah
#31. In Tennessee where I grew up, there were animals, farms, wagons, mules.
Tina Turner
#32. There are people who walk mules and people walk horses, but I never thought there were people who walk cops.
Mo Yan
#33. What we call debt is a hump on our backs; it is an awkward load that crushes one; and loads are carried only by stupid animals, by camels, mules, and donkeys; the back of an intelligent person is flat!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#34. My great-grandfather was a coal miner, who worked in Pennsylvania mines when carts were pulled by mules and mines were lit by candles. Mining was very dangerous work then.
Tim Murphy
#35. I grew up like a lot of country boys and girls do - amongst the pine trees, dirt roads, farms, mules and people who were real.
Josh Turner
#36. Horses and mules, and even sail cars, made more rapid progress than did the earliest locomotive.
John Moody
#37. Just swerve Golovkin like the plague. He punches like a mule. I don't need to be in with him. Dangerous fight.
Carl Froch
#38. God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent.
Albert Einstein
#39. God has given me a mule-like stubbornness to stick with a difficult problem and the intuitive powers to conceptualize complex hypothetical situations in my mind.
Albert Einstein
#41. Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#42. I like musicianship, and it's quite lacking in most modern popular music. You're always safe with old Chicago, the Allman Brothers, Gov't Mule, or Tower of Power.
Mark Rippetoe
#45. She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
Will Rogers
#46. The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.
Cleveland Amory
#47. The government's like a mule, it's slow and it's sure; it's slow to turn, and it's sure to turn the way you don't want it.
Ellen Glasgow
#48. He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.
Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,
loses horse and mule.
Francois Rabelais
#49. There's no education in the second kick of a mule
Sam Rayburn
#50. There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.
Mark Twain
#51. I've been trying to get Mr. Finchem to lengthen 5 and 7 and 14 and 18 - and he's being a mule,
Pete Dye
#52. Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?
Jack Nicholson