Harry Anderson Quotes

#1. There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy.

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#2. Is now the time to legalize prostitution?

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#3. Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.

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#4. I'll give it a shot. But I don't know that a year from now I'm going to be here. Nobody does.

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#5. But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.

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#6. I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.

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#7. Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.

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#8. Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying.

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#9. I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here.

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#10. We treated all of the dead with dignity.

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#11. The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.

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#12. Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.

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