Top 52 Quotes About Muffins
#1. I stacked my plate with two blueberry muffins, three scoops of scrambled eggs, a half a pound of bacon, grits, sausage gravy, two waffles with a pint of syrup - and a side dish of fruit, because I like to eat healthy.
Marshall Thornton
#2. Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
Oscar Wilde
#4. If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies.
Jill Shalvis
#5. I know I'm supposed to be the new Mistress of Revels! But that doesn't mean I have pockets full of muffins!
Lisa Mantchev
#6. How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins.
Kevin James
#7. So, what's up with you two? You're really flight attendants?"
Marna's eyes danced. "I prefer sky muffins." She giggled.
Wendy Higgins
#9. Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won't ever make em muffins.
Stephen King
#10. You get food from Costco. Those big muffins, maybe? My sister says they've got a thousand calories a piece.
Gabrielle Zevin
#11. I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160 ... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes.
Aubrey Peeples
#12. I love to bake! I have a huge sweet tooth, and I love to make things like zucchini muffins, you know, anything decadent like that. And I stand by the claim that chocolate can be good for you! I love having a good piece of dark chocolate, one that's 70 percent or more cacao.
Lauren Bowles
#13. What I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.
P.G. Wodehouse
#14. Miscellaneous Thoughts:
Give me a home where the buffalo roam and I will give you boredom and isolation.
Want to go to Mars? Spend a week in Red Rock Canyon.
Blueberry muffins last longer because you can't tell when they're moldy.
I came in piece, please assemble.
Kalifer Deil
#16. They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance
Oscar Wilde
#17. Moonrise
settle back with muffins and tea
until the window empties
R. Willmott
#18. This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.
Kathy Bryson
#19. I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.
Shawn Mendes
#20. Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so, while operating on autopilot.
Yotam Ottolenghi
#21. People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.
John Jay Chapman
#22. Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!
Oscar Wilde
#23. Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
Janeane Garofalo
#24. Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.
George Bernard Shaw
#25. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.
Oscar Wilde
#26. You know, you say 'not exactly' a lot. You're not exactly a vampire. You're not exactly from Scotland, and you're allergic to daylight. What else? (Sunshine)
I hate bran muffins and grass. (Talon)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#28. English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.
Mia Hamm
#29. Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'
Demetri Martin
#30. I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.
Aaron Funk
#31. He Liked Pizzas, she Burger.
He Liked Italian, she Continental.
He Liked muffins, she puffs.
Poles apart they had no chance,
but cheese kept them together.
Nishant Kumar
#32. I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part.
Sloane Crosley
#34. After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and
blueberry bran.
I texted Adam a thank-you. I'd just started eating the chocolate muffin when he texted backPut that one
down and eat the bran. It's better foryou.
Kelley Armstrong
#35. Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
David Sedaris
#36. On Christmas morning, we always make breakfast, and everyone eats before we open any presents. I make muffins and homemade applesauce, which I don't think anyone likes as much as I do ... I just love the way it makes the house smell!
Laura Leighton
#37. Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden."
"But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!"
"I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing."
"That may be, but the muffins are the same!
Oscar Wilde
#38. A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
Charles Lamb
#39. That was women for you
always morphing. One minute they were helpless, needing shelter and English muffins, the next they were ruthlessly bending you to their will like you were a piece of sheet metal.
Marisha Pessl
#40. I eat breakfast pretty much 'round the clock - muffins in the morning, scones for lunch, cereal at night - which may be odd but is also oddly satisfying, if only because the choice is my own.
Caroline Knapp
#41. I would love to pretend I don't diet, but I work very hard. I stay active and eat very healthy. Anybody who says otherwise is either unhealthy or lying! I will admit that I'm addicted to sugar - licorice, Jujubees and jelly candies. And I actually love bran muffins!
Evangeline Lilly
#42. When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here ... People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time.
Heidi Klum
#43. In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.
Thomas M. Disch
#44. When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.
Oscar Wilde
#45. A week ago someone warned me not to buy the blueberry muffins at Eddie's, but I didn't listen and bought them anyway. Now at odd hours I get these insatiable cravings."
"They're laced with addictive substances.
Kasie West
#46. You don't get tired of muffins. But you don't find inspiration in them
George Bernard Shaw
#47. Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.
Davey Havok
#48. I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.
Kevin Kling
#49. It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning.
Johnny Depp
#50. God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not to be rattled like a muffin man's bell.
Thomas Carlyle
#51. She sighs, then breaks a piece off the muffin in my hand. 'Hey. There are plenty more just five feet to your right.'
'then you shouldn't be so concerned about losing some of yours.' she says, grinning.
'Fair enough.
Veronica Roth
#52. I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
Dane Cook
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