Top 4 Kevin Kling Quotes
#1. I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.
#2. Nobody looks better than when they are helping someone else.
#3. I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony!
#4. A great gift is an answer waiting for a question.