Quotes About Life Hands You Lemons

#1. You're writing your life as you go - the question becomes, how do you want to write your life?

Hill Harper

#2. At URBN, we see ourselves as customer specialists, a collection of brands, each one specializing in one particular customer group, a particular lifestyle or a life stage. We offer her things she wants in environments that inspire her. We talk to her and listen to her ideas and opinions.

Richard Hayne

#3. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.

Brandi Glanville

#4. When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!

Suzanne Sweeney

#5. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.

Anthony Paull

#6. To be angry implies you care

Miguel Syjuco

#7. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

Gina Greenlee

#8. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

#9. God did not give me everything that i wanted. But, He gave me everything that i needed!

Swami Vivekananda

#10. When I was small, the wind sang me lullabies. Lilting, humming, high-pitched things, filling the space around me so that even when all seemed quiet, it wasn't. This is a wind I have lived with.

Victoria Schwab

#11. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!

Priscilla Glenn

#12. Jefferson's Declaration of Independence is a practical document for the use of practical men. It is not a thesis for philosophers, but a whip for tyrants; it is not a theory of government but a program of action.

Woodrow Wilson

#13. It is up to us not to bury that potential we have.

Bill Rancic

#14. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...

Les Edgerton

#15. Especially in comedies, I think a lot of time the female characters are there to provide a balance for guys.

Zooey Deschanel

#16. When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE

A.R. Arias

#17. The Western front is the important one in this war - the intersection between Islam and a liberal democratic tradition so mired in self-loathing it would rather destroy our civilization just to demonstrate its multicultural bona fides.

Mark Steyn

#18. I've never known a tranquil atheist. Don't they always look like they just sat on a tack?

Vicki Covington

#19. It's all about getting better and controlling the things that you can control, which is getting better day to day.

Robbie Lawler

#20. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Henry Rollins

#21. Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight.

Marcus Aurelius

#22. The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook!

Sharon Geltner

#23. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

#24. Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.

Jay Mohr

#25. If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Darynda Jones

#26. If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.

Emma O'Connor

#27. When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Behdad Sami

#28. When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.

Magan Vernon

#29. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.

John Barnes

#30. I grew up in North Yorkshire, but now London is home.

James Norton

#31. When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Anna Lee

#32. The money game is not like any other game. You cannot choose whether you'll play, for the money game is the only game in town.

Venita VanCaspel

#33. If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

John Rzeznik

#34. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

W.C. Fields

#35. when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate

Mei

#36. When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

Paul Rudd

#37. When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker

Darynda Jones