Quotes About Learning Funny

#1. We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world.

Frederick Lenz

#2. I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.

Roald Dahl

#3. Can you be sure?"
"I haven't spent the last fifteen hundred years learning how to knit my own socks, boy!" The crone looked like she might box Heinrich's ears, if she could reach them.

Jessica Day George

#4. Practice is funny that way. For days and days, you make out only the fragments of what to do. And then one day you've got the thing whole. Conscious learning becomes unconscious knowledge, and you cannot say precisely how.

Atul Gawande

#5. All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them.

Raheel Farooq

#6. I heave the basketball; I know it sails in a parabola, exhibiting perfect symmetry, which is interrupted by the basket. It's funny, but it is always interrupted by the basket.

Michael Jordan

#7. And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser.

Miriam Toews

#8. I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

Dane Cook

#9. It's a funny thing. You sort of never figure it out with acting. You're always learning.

Paul Dano

#10. Why are we learning about the past, when this is History?

Galinda Glinda

#11. Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old.

Paulo Coelho

#12. Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

Bruce Coville

#13. There is a lot to learn about love and positions.

M.F. Moonzajer

#14. Dear God," said Nudge under her breath, "I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I want
them to love me. I already love them. Please see what you can do. Thanks very much. Love, Nudge."
Okay, so I'm not saying we were pros at this or anything. (Max thoughts)

James Patterson

#15. Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

Alan Perlis

#16. I speak languages with more ease than I read or write them, she explains. It is something in the feel of the sounds. I could attempt to put them on paper but I am sure the result would be appalling.

Erin Morgenstern

#17. Good practice, everyone," Rusty said at last. "Light on the actual learning, heavy on the emotional catharsis, and thanks to Jared I think I need a rabies shot, but them's the breaks.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#18. According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

Chuck Lorre

#19. Real teenage boys aren't like characters in the books you read. They smell funny and are obsessed with video games and say dumb things. They're still learning, just like you.

Stacey Jay

#20. There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind.

Confucius

#21. It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.

Amanda Peterson

#22. I feel like I'm still learning the ropes of how television works. Obviously I have good folks surrounding me on different shows. It's funny because sometimes in film I'm sort of the third guy to the left, you can be as insane as you want to be as that guy.

Paul Schneider

#23. I think universities are trying to figure out how we could use what we know about learning to change our education system, but it is sort of funny that they don't necessarily seem to be consulting the people who are sitting right there on campus.

Alison Gopnik

#24. Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.

Charles Dickens

#25. Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?"
"I like to think of it as learning from experience.

Benedict Jacka

#26. The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.

John Desmond Bernal

#27. Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Joan Rivers

#28. Funny how easily you could look this shit up online. Explosives, bombs, Molotov cocktails, IEDs . . . anything you wanted. Learning how to blow someone up was easier than buying a frigging beer.

Lauren Oliver

#29. I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

Michael Buble

#30. Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?

Bauvard