Quotes About Kosher

#1. I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

Miriam Margolyes

#2. [A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork.
from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals

Duff Goldman

#3. We fight every night, now that's not kosher.
I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer,
And wake up to be greeted by an argument again,
... You act like you're ten.
So immature, I try to concentrate on a cure,
And keep lookin' at the front door.

Extra P

#4. Stop trying to be Perfect; And that makes you kosher Perfect.

Mohith Agadi

#5. I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

David Cross

#6. If you keep kosher, the protagonist of your meal is not you; it is God.

Lauren F. Winner

#7. I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.

Leonard Nimoy

#8. The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher' ... Not that he would.

Fareed Zakaria

#9. The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't.

John Podhoretz

#10. My mother was an awful cook, an exceptionally awful kosher cook, but I stayed kosher until I got to college, even though I'd long stopped believing in God.

Simon Schama

#11. Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?"
"Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest."
"But kosher."
"I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.

Cassandra Clare

#12. I'm supposed to say, Bill O'Reilly, that's immoral - click - and then walk back in and book his A block the next day and have a fine day and everything be kosher? I don't think so.

Andrea Mackris

#13. It seemed to me to be entirely un-kosher, if that's a word, to try to put a debate about war right in front of the midterm to try to affect the midterm outcomes.

Tim Kaine

#14. Kosher salt, eggs and flour. These are the building blocks of everything. Kosher salt, above and beyond everything.

Graham Elliot

#15. When I got to Zomick's Kosher Bakery I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good Zomick's challah doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power.

Zomick's Bakery

#16. To Jewish audiences, worshiping a crucified man was blasphemy; it was about as kosher as pork sausages wrapped in bacon served to Jews for a jihad fundraiser.

Anonymous

#17. I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

Roseanne Barr

#18. Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.

Oscar Levant

#19. I was drawn to street photography because there are pictures everywhere there: a woman holding a dog, a baby screaming to be put in a pram, kids playing punch ball, stores with huge barrels of kosher pickles outside. I wanted to photograph life, and here it was.

Harold Feinstein

#20. I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily.

Dan Aykroyd

#21. Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn't be a part of it anymore.

Carol Leifer

#22. I would say that I mostly use Kosher Salt for seasoning my water and flour. I love sea salt, too. I think both are just fine, as long as it's not iodized salt.

Wolfgang Puck

#23. VAMPIRES EAT KOSHER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

Michael P. Milligan

#24. I have plans with my sisters on Fridays." "What kind of plans?" Shrugging, I stare at the frozen TV screen. "The kind that don't involve you." "I don't know what that means. Sounds wrong somehow for the world not to revolve around me. Are you sure this is kosher, babe?" "Don't

Bijou Hunter

#25. (Hitler responded by calling Mussolini's movement "Kosher fascism.")

Tom Reiss

#26. My mother's Puerto Rican and my father's Russian-Jewish, so we consider ourselves to be Jewricans or Puertojews. I think Puertojew sounds like a kosher bathroom, so I prefer Jewrican.

Rachel Ticotin

#27. It was was very important not to cast any pearls before swine
especially when one of the swine was trying to keep kosher.

Jaffe Cohen

#28. Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher.

Larry Miller

#29. I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

Zach Braff

#30. Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

Jonah Goldberg

#31. While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

Jackie Mason

#32. Although not all flesh is forbidden, everything that is forbidden is flesh.

Leon R. Kass