Quotes About Interns

#1. I give out Atlas Shrugged as Christmas presents, and I make all my interns read it.

Paul Ryan

#2. Most national correspondents will tell you they rely on stringers and researchers and interns and clerks and news assistants.

Rick Bragg

#3. The distinction between "assistant" and intern" is a simple one: assistants are paid, interns are not.
But of course interns are paid, in experience.

Joyce Carol Oates

#4. If it wasn't for werewolf cousins, there'd be far fewer fashion interns, It boys, graphic novelists, bespoke shoe boutiques, and sushi-haggis fusion restaurants in the world.

Alexis Hall

#5. I've built my career on unpaid interns, and the interns told me it was great - I learned more from you than I did in college.

John Stossel

#6. Whatever America needs, the world will supply. Cocaine? Colombia steps to the plate. Shortage of farmworkers, corn detasselers? Thank God for Mexico. Baseball players? Viva Dominica. Need more interns? India, Philippines zindabad!" I

Abraham Verghese

#7. I don't have interns. I don't have a manager. I don't have assistants. I don't have a secretary. I can't figure out Outlook Express. I'm the worst person in the world answering e-mails, and my phone is probably the oldest, most battered phone you can find. So I just talk to people.

Bruce Dickinson

#8. Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.

Alex Adams

#9. Surely, that's what interns were invented for?

Paul Gillin

#10. The best part of fashion is the interns - having them or being one.

Chris Benz

#11. Are you giving the same advice over and over and over again to clients, patients, pupils, interns or friends? If the answer is yes, you should probably write a book about whatever it is that you keep repeating.

Gudjon Bergmann

#12. Interns, unite: you have nothing to lose but your unpaid positions!

Piccolo Fortunato

#13. Mike suppressed an urge to shove Dylan. Unfortunately, Dylan had the impulse control of Bill Clinton in a room full of interns and couldn't hold back his nudge.

Julia Kent

#14. B.C. sat back in his chair. Whatever America needs, the world will supply. Cocaine? Colombia steps to the plate. Shortage of farmworkers, corn detasselers? Thank God for Mexico. Baseball players? Viva Dominicana. Need more interns? India, Philippines zindabad

Abraham Verghese

#15. I did what I think a lot of entrepreneurs do. I started putting up a lot of ads on Craigslist for interns.

Blake Mycoskie

#16. These are the bozos. They are graspers and self-promoters, shameless resume padders, people who describe themselves as "product marketing professionals," "growth hackers," "creative rockstar interns," and "public speakers.

Dan Lyons

#17. The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access TV station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.

Louis C.K.

#18. In twenty years, they'd have country houses and children with pretentious literary names and tennis lessons and ugly cars and liaisons with hot young interns. Hurricanes of entitlement, all swirl and noise and destruction, nothing at their centers.

Lauren Groff

#19. Interns are invisible. You can tell an executive your name a hundred times and that executive will never remember it because they have no respect for someone at the bottom of the barrel, working for free.

Shane Kuhn

#20. When I have interns, I always say, 'Handwritten thank-you notes can make a difference.' People remember that - not an e-mail, a handwritten note in an envelope.

Andre Leon Talley

#21. We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello?

Ilona Andrews

#22. Cohler advertised for summer interns, then sometimes told promising applicants when they came for an interview that Thefacebook was only hiring full-timers.

David Kirkpatrick

#23. The dilemma of modern medicine, and the underlying central flaw in medical education and, most of all, in the training of interns, is the irresistible drive to do something, anything. It is expected by patients and too often agreed to by their doctors, in the face of ignorance.

Lewis Thomas

#24. Life can only take place in the present moment. If we lose the present moment, we lose life.

Gautama Buddha

#25. I am not afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves' clothing.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

#26. Many men are deeply moved by the mere semblance of suffering in a woman; they take the look of pain for a sign of constancy or of love.

Honore De Balzac

#27. If you believe you can do a thing, you can do it.

Claude M. Bristol

#28. Our Pastoral solicitude induces us to earnestly protect and preserve in everything and especially in the sacred rites of the Church the best and old norm.

Pope Clement VIII

#29. One of the things that has been very difficult in Libya is the sense of uncertainty - the sense that they haven't actually finished the revolution, that there was still a great deal of uncertainty. That uncertainty has made Libya harder for business in terms of oil and other things as well.

Fareed Zakaria

#30. The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude.

Krist Novoselic

#31. He would stand by her. He would stand by her as long as the sun came up in the morning, as long as spring followed winter.

Karen Kingsbury

#32. Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose
to make people laugh.

W.C. Fields

#33. I shall know my home by its indelible mark upon my longing, for it is the longing that is the plate on which the image is etched in distant light, where there are no angels, only the angelic.

John Pritchard

#34. I'm your favorite nightmare and your worst dream all in one. I'm everything you shouldn't want. And you're everything I need.

Kenya Wright

#35. Ah, the creative process is the same secret in science as it is in art. They are all the same absolutely.

Josef Albers