Humorous Sports Quotes

#1. The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play.

Jim Courier

#2. I feel that it is healthier to look out at the world through a window than through a mirror. Otherwise, all you see is yourself and whatever is behind you.

Bill Withers

#3. Like zero direction

Lisi Harrison

#4. It is the great beauty of true religion that it shall be universal, and a departure in any instance from universality is a corruption of religion itself.

Joseph Glanvill

#5. I am very emotionally affected by sound. Sounds are the inexplicable ... There is a sound you hear in your head, it's your nerves, or your blood running.

Lou Reed

#6. Poetry looking in the mirror sees art, and art looking in a mirror sings poetry.

Aberjhani

#7. The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles.

Dave Barry

#8. Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.

Brian Koslow

#9. I always loved Ponch, man. It was so much fun to be him, to put on my duds and get on that bike and bust the bad guys and help out the kids. And get the babes.

Erik Estrada

#10. No one can act outside of God's sovereign will or against it. Centuries ago, Augustine said, "Nothing, therefore, happens unless the Omnipotent wills it to happen: he either permits it to happen, or he brings it about himself."5

Jerry Bridges

#11. The greatest self are self-improvement, self-development and self-discovery.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Foreign languages was the only thing that interested me when I was at school, so playing in another language ... it is quite demanding because if it is not your mother tongue, you are missing some connotations and some emotional depth of certain things.

Tom Wlaschiha

#13. Loss taught me the priceless value of friends. I would have lost it but for my friends.

Nana Awere Damoah

#14. She was all slump and sag her spirit withering like a tuckering weed shambling for a way out

Saira Viola