Top 21 Quotes About Gummy Bears

#1. I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace leads to prosperity, prosperity leads to decadence, and decadence leads to diabetes.

Jarod Kintz

#2. You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

Jeff Foxworthy

#3. But ... I brought gummy bears, Liz said as if that should be enough to neutralize any potential problem.

Ally Carter

#4. What's wrong, queen of darkness? Someone stake your maker today?

Katie McGarry

#5. Strider: Red hots dude. He'd ruin anything for a mouthful of those. Now pull over.
William: Gummy Bears. You should have said so.

Gena Showalter

#6. A journalist also needs to be disciplined, and so do I. I am, essentially, lazy. Without discipline I'd be just a mass of gummy bears on the sofa instead of on book tour with my eighth novel.

Louise Penny

#7. I hate that I hate him because I think I just might love him and all because of a bag of gummy bears that he knew I would need. -Winter

Crystal Spears

#8. I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews.

Miley Cyrus

#9. It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying, and thereby they achieve great results.

Sun Tzu

#10. The trick is after a workout you're supposed to have gummy bears or some candy to get your veins to stick out. Of course, it's all about protein, too, but right before you're filming a shirtless scene, you have a little bit of sugar to pop the veins.

Colton Haynes

#11. Akri hides from no one. He don't need to. Anyone hurt my akri, I eat them. (Simi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#12. If these rich women from 5th Avenue spend a fortune on cashmere sweaters, they will come to my store to buy gummy bears.

Dylan Lauren

#13. He tasted like popcorn, cherry gummy bears, and every decadent, forbidden thing. He tasted like bad choices.

A Meredith Walters

#14. The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It's my son's favorite candy. The sketch was my other son's idea. It's a self-portrait of himself. I just showed the artist his sketch and had him tattoo it on my forearm. It looks like a stick person with big hair. It's pretty funny.

Prince Fielder

#15. I think bears and worms aren't very similar ... until you think of gummy.

Demetri Martin

#16. It is possible to chip your tooth while eating gummy bears when a plane is landing.

Chelsea Handler

#17. William untucked the covers and stood, making a mental list of everything he'd need for the coming trip. A few blades, serrated and non serrated. A vial of acid. A bone saw. A spiked paddle. A cat-o'-nine-tails. And a bag of Gummy Bears.

Gena Showalter

#18. Cracked things often hold out as long as whole things; one takes so much better care of them!

Jane Welsh Carlyle

#19. I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

Drew Carey

#20. Why would I? Seriously, what guy turns down Die Hard? The only thing that could sweeten this deal is if you offered me some booze."
"I don't have any." She stops to think. "But I've got a whole bag of gummy bears hidden in my desk drawer."
"Marry me," I say instantly.

Elle Kennedy

#21. It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

Stephen Colbert

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