Quotes About Funny Multitasking

#1. Trying to prove scientifically the historical accuracy of events in the Bible is to faith what having your spouse under twenty-four-hour video surveillance is to marital trust.

Nadia Bolz-Weber

#2. Infrastructure is key, but also how it's used, and that's political.

Paul Kagame

#3. After a long moment Laurent said, with painful honesty, "I ... find it difficult to let go of control."
"No kidding," said Damen.

C.S. Pacat

#4. There isn't much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.

P. J. O'Rourke

#5. I just like artist-driven projects, but for artists themselves: artist spaces, artist mentor programs, and artists buying buildings and making lofts. Doing whatever we can do. Because at the end of the day, I really think that we as a community only have each other.

Mark Bradford

#6. A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing ... There's no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself.

Molly Harper

#7. "It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely," Blair quotes and then grins. "Einstein," she says, and I smile.

C.M. Stunich

#8. Atemi accounts for 99% of Aikido.

Morihei Ueshiba

#9. Katie, honey, you need a date for your sister's wedding."
"I had a date, Mom. He's marrying the bride.

Susan Mallery