Top 7 Quotes About Funny Car Alarms
#1. How do you tell if someone is alive? You check for breathing.
Markus Zusak
#2. So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!
Mandy Hale
#3. The real test of the saint is not preaching the gospel, but washing disciples' feet, that is, doing the things that do not count in the actual estimate of men, but count everything in the estimate of God. Paul
Oswald Chambers
#4. I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block ... pretty funny.
P. J. O'Rourke
#6. I have a metal plate in my head, and can pop my shoulder and pop it back.
Jackie Chan
#7. In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.
Tallulah Bankhead
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