Funny Used Car Salesman Quotes

#1. Welcome, old aspirations, glittering creatures of an ardent underneath the holly! We know you, and have not outlived you yet. Welcome, old projects, and old loves, however fleeting, to your nooks among the steadier lights that burn around us

Charles Dickens

#2. It is unwise to make something permanent when the whole world is shifting. There may be a time when this symbol means something treacherous and terrible, rather than something noble and literate.

Lemony Snicket

#3. I've always stuck with Gibsons. I've had Guilds and Fenders, too, but I always wind up going back to Gibsons.

Tommy Shaw

#4. I'm as much influenced by Joseph Smith and the Mormons as I am, more so, than by Eliot. Actually, I'm much more influenced by the poetry of the Mormons.

Marguerite Young

#5. The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more.

Deepak Menon

#6. In addition to being an extraordinary actor, Bryan Cranston is a really generous guy and also very funny.

David Costabile

#7. Haiti is the best cure against melancholy; it is also the most creative place for me to be. My productivity has increased enormously since I moved to Haiti. That's where I write my stories, develop my ideas and write nonstop, so it's a productive time, not a sleepy time.

Jorgen Leth

#8. Unfortunately, people are not rebelling against Microsoft. They don't know any better.

Steve Jobs

#9. The big post-election story if Obama wins the presidency will be in the hands of the ethically embattled Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich. He's not very popular, and has a chance to use his power to appoint an Obama replacement as a step in the direction of political rehabilitation.

Chuck Todd

#10. As a university, we're not focused on bringing about huge reforms - that's not our role.

William P. Leahy

#11. You are too smart and too bright to get stuck. Do better. Become a mental athlete. Push yourself so much it's sickening, Stagnant water is full of mosquitos, remember that.

Alida Nugent

#12. In the world of ideas everything was clear; in life all was obscure, embroiled.

Aldous Huxley

#13. If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.

Richie Norton