Top 34 Quotes About French Kissing
#1. Renegotiating a deal with a Russian is like French-kissing a Kodiak. The Kodiak comes out of it satisfied and you come out of the other end of the Kodiak.
Michael Eves Shaffer
#2. I was definitely ahead of my friends. I was French-kissing girls way before anybody else was.
Paul Walker
#3. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Peter Kay
#4. Eating a raw oyster is like french kissing a mermaid.
Tom Robbins
#5. Bonobos, related to chimpanzees and native to the Congo, have been found to engage in French kissing.
Karen Shanor
#6. Green tea?"
"You can't be serious."
The old woman nodded her approval. "I wasn't."
"Because you know when a cow chews grass? And he or she chews and chews and chews? Well, green tea tastes like French-kissing that cow after it's done chewing all that grass.
David Levithan
#7. Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat
David Sedaris
#8. There was French kissing, and then there was Cajun French kissing. Spicier, harder, wilder.
Kresley Cole
#9. This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to eat snails.
Dave Barry
#10. Graves leaned forward, eyeing me. "Hey, Dru. You were french-kissing a winged snake. creeptastic."
"I was stealing her breath, imbecile. go get a towel." christophe shoved him, and graves shoved back.
Lili St. Crow
#11. It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam - which, let me make it very clear, I have not done - than it is to speak honestly about [working moms].
Tina Fey
#12. Okay, okay. No kissing. No touching. No flirting. He touched his fingers to his forehead in mock salute.
Kitty French
#14. I promised myself that we'd have this little air-clearing chat today without my tongue ending up in your mouth.
Bella Andre
#15. That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.
Dawn French
#16. One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there's the kissing.
Meg Cabot
#18. When I left, after my divorce, when I left Oklahoma, I never looked back. It was the future. It was looking forward from then on.
Reba McEntire
#19. Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
Joan Rivers
#20. As by the revolt of the first man, the image of God could be effaced from his mind and soul, so there is nothing strange in His shedding some rays of grace on the reprobate, and afterwards allowing these to be extinguished.
John Calvin
#21. Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv." Vane punched him in the arm. "You're such an a**hole," Trace gasped. "Daddy said a bad word!" Fang said "You tell him pup. Keep your daddy straight.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#22. I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.
Sacha Guitry
#23. The expenses of the paperwork and court fees involved in pursuing the appeal through the courts were not too high. In fact, as I recall, removing prayer from U.S. public schools cost less than $20,000 ... no Christian organization filed a brief in support of our opponents.
William Murray, 1st Earl Of Mansfield
#24. Kings never lie. They demand the world be mistaken. - CONRIYAN PROVERB When
R. Scott Bakker
#26. A deep kiss can put you in an emotional state of coma, sometimes in a reckless vulnerability, we lose virginity and sanity, and maybe our bond of love becomes strong or weak.
Michael Bassey Johnson
#27. It was the kind of snow that didn't amount to anything on the ground. It would just dust the dead grass. The technical term for that level, he decided, was an "annoyance" of snow.
Cassandra Clare
#28. When moonlight french kisses the Manhattan midnight
There's a not a face without a teardrop that's in sight
Midnights in Manhattan keep me dreamin'
I think I'm gonna keep em
Mac Lethal
#29. Wear your knowledge like your watch - in you pocket - and don't pull it out just for show.
Lord Chesterfield
#30. I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?
Dawn French
#31. The dreams continue for over a month. Each reveals a new facet of her personality. One night, she is wild and unpredictable. The next, she is shy or giggly or coy. She laughs and growls and bites and sucks.
Darynda Jones
#32. (Honestly, Raniero, are we the only noble-born Vladescus who would know, for certain, that Bluetooth is not some dread, vampire-specific disorder involving lack of oxygen to the gums? I fear it is true.)
Beth Fantaskey
#33. He said a ritual, right?" asked Becky. "Maybe he's part of one of those doomsday cults where you have to cut off your wang and wear a track suit. They always think the world is going to end for no good reason.
Dennis Liggio
#34. When I got bored, I conjugated verbs. Kissing and conjugating go well together. They're both French. No.
Rebekah Crane
