Quotes About Exes

#1. Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position.

Helen Fielding

#2. It's weird to make new friends, but we're three seasons in with 'The Exes,' and now it feels a lot like 'Scrubs,' where I'm very lucky because I get to work people like Wayne Knight, who I really like.

Donald Faison

#3. I'm actually quite good at being friends with my exes. I'm friends with almost everyone. In fact, everyone! So I let them burn to a certain degree, and then I put out the fire for a while.

Ella Eyre

#4. Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place.

Liz Vassey

#5. That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy.

Daria Snadowsky

#6. In high school, sometimes you just can't help who you have a crush on and who you fall for! If you fall for one of your friend's exes, for example, it's really all about communication and telling your friend. Hiding it is never a good thing.

Jillian Rose Reed

#7. Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before.

Ed Sheeran

#8. When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they're hilarious.

Steven Moffat

#9. I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.

Adele

#10. When you're on, like, NBC, or - I don't want to call out any names. But when you're on bigger networks, they just want to find something that sticks and aren't really necessarily trying to develop anything. On TV Land, they've developed 'The Exes.'

Donald Faison

#11. I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.

Kathryn Prescott

#12. I follow all these fashion blogs that are cool and inspire me. I'm not really obsessed with anyone except for the people that I like romantically. I get excited when they post. Sometimes I like to stalk my exes.

Kylie Jenner

#13. Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.

Nathan Fillion

#14. How many exes do you have? You're like a fame-whore, female pop star gone wild after she left her sock puppets show for more mature gig.

Rea Lidde

#15. I have great relationships with all my exes, and everyone in my life, because I honor the time and the love and the energy of those relationships. I'm happy to say that I can have everybody over for dinner.

Kevin Drew

#16. I don't want to have so many exes.

Lance Bass

#17. I am not one of those people who string their exes along. Instead, I run and hide: under the covers, behind my computer screen, on opposite coasts of the country.

Jami Attenberg

#18. Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.

Quentin R. Bufogle

#19. I get on with all my exes, so there's nothing I need to forget about. I don't know - life is shorter than it seems.

Agyness Deyn

#20. I have to keep things vague, jumble up all the men, the lovers and the exes, but I tell myself that's OK, because it doesn't matter who they are. It matters how they make me feel.

Paula Hawkins

#21. Yes, exes can be good friends, but after a certain time. Though no break-up is a good break-up, time heals everything, including broken friendships. It also depends on the kind of people they are, their mindsets and the reasons for the break ups.

Bipasha Basu

#22. There are exes with whom it is too dangerous to allow even a moment's eye contact. These are not exes at all, and never will be, and that's the problem.

Josh Wagner

#23. you don't have to be dead to haunt. Parents, songs, exes.

Samantha Hunt

#24. It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months to come, Libby and I would analyze our respective exes with the gusto and intellectual rigor of Jesuits.

Patricia Marx

#25. Think carefully, Gideon. I have exes in my past, too. You're setting the precedent now for how I'll handle them. I'm taking my cues from you.

Sylvia Day

#26. I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign.

Al Jourgensen

#27. It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.

Taylor Swift

#28. I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.

John Mayer

#29. I have exes I'm friends with and exes I'm not friends with. It depends on what you decide together. I do think that sometimes trying to maintain that bond can be healthier than walking away.

Tyler Blackburn

#30. I'm friends with [exes] and they hear the songs. I can honestly say I don't have any exes I hate. They're artists in some fashion so they understand.

Jhene Aiko

#31. I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover's hair. Of course they weren't, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs.

Jarod Kintz

#32. I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get those flashback memories of conversations you had with your exes, and you just, like, wince when you're walking down the street. Something occurs to you, 'Oh, no, I said that.'

Mike Birbiglia

#33. It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others.

Allison Williams

#34. If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

Taylor Swift

#35. I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you can be friends until you're cool with them dating someone else. That's when you know.

Rashida Jones

#36. This is why we call people exes, I guess - because the paths that cross in the middle end up separating at the end. it's too easy to see an X as a cross-out. it's not, because there's no way to cross out something like that. the X is a diagram of two paths.

David Levithan

#37. Now, thinking back on my exes is like looking at a flowerbed on the other side of a window. They're beautiful, but you can't touch them.

Tim Tharp

#38. I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

Cher

#39. Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes.

Timothy Hutton

#40. I don't dislike any of my exes. If I took time to form a relationship, it's gonna hurt when we move on, but are you puttin' White-Out over all that beautiful time together? That was real time in your life. It's connected to where you are today.

Matthew McConaughey

#41. Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Bill Maher

#42. What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?

Jena Leigh

#43. I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.

Chelsea Handler

#44. Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each other still.

Whitney Otto

#45. Some people don't realize what they have until it's gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.

Stephan Labossiere

#46. Of evils one should choose the least.
[Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.]

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#47. The motto of science is not just Pauca but rather Plurima ex paucissimis - the most out of the least.

Mario Bunge

#48. The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex.

Bridget Regan

#49. Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#50. All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee

George Strait

#51. You're gone and you left me. My heart has dissipated. The only thing I can feel is the blood rushing through my veins and the strings that hold my fragile heart together.

Karen Quan

#52. Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up.

Crystal Woods

#53. There is no such thing as an ex-exhibitionist.

Margaret Millar

#54. Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.

Heather Chapple

#55. Can I ask you about Caroline Mathers?"
"And you say there's no afterlife.

John Green

#56. What is not ex-pressed is de-pressed.

Mark Nepo

#57. I didn't answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness.

Kimberly Novosel

#58. She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias with carnal knowledge.

Rainbow Rowell

#59. I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

Dax Shepard

#60. Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don't work out as they expected.

Heather Chapple

#61. But friendship meant you at least planted the seed for them, love meant allowing them the ability to weed their own garden until it was something healthy and thriving, blooming and bright and smelling of heather and tiger lilies.

Shannon Noelle Long