Quotes About Ex Baby Daddy

#1. You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have.

Mila Kunis

#2. People's opinions of themselves are legible in their countenances.

Jeremy Collier

#3. Rachel paused. "Do I need to get your mom? Did you just find out you're pregnant, and you don't know the baby daddy?" "No! And you really need to lay off Sixteen and Pregnant." "It's a train wreck. You wanna look away, but you just can't," Rachel said in defense of her reality show obsession.

Calia Read

#4. I love you, baby girl. When you're sad, I am too.

Darla Phelps

#5. I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show.

NeNe Leakes

#6. I had so looked forward to her walking." Maud carried her thirteen-month-old sister a few steps away and put her down on her feet. "Walk to Daddy," Maud said, and the baby threw out her arms and took the few steps across the space to her father's chair.

Katherine Paterson

#7. Afterward I always kiss her, my baby, and look into her clear eyes that know everything about me, and want me to be her daddy anyway.

Angela Johnson

#8. In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

Al Roker

#9. Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.

Christopher Moore

#10. Never wanna leave my Justice, my home.
So I bring her with me, my baby Lonesome.
Don't matter, Justice is always there,
Always right there, no matter where I go.
My baby Lonesome,
Makin' it so I'm never missin' home.

Kristen Ashley

#11. At the end of the day, you realize that this is important stuff, but it isn't as important as how my kids feel about me. That's how I'm going to measure my success - not how I did as counsel to the president or as attorney general. How did I do as a dad?

Alberto Gonzales

#12. Family is the most important thing. Family starts with your wife and your kids.

Kyle Petty

#13. Quoth the Raven," said a glitching voice from the phone.

"Nevermore," said the man.

"Then the game has started

Rao Umar Javed

#14. There are only two options regarding commitment; you're either in or you're out.

Pat Riley

#15. Hush, little baby, don't you cry Daddy fixes all things by and by. Cease your striving, rest your eyes You're my joy and you're my prize.

Beth Moore

#16. Silvia told Jarvis how she had walked in on her baby daddy having sex with their young babysitter and she had beaten him in the back with a hammer, paralyzing him.

Aleta L. Williams

#17. So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?

Nicole Peeler

#18. Come over and climb on Daddy, baby.

Alexa Riley

#19. Let the child see Mama and Daddy both at least once a day. Never quarrel or argue in front of a baby or a child-it destroys security.

L. Ron Hubbard

#20. I'm really grateful that my baby daddy is incredibly involved. But there's certain things I wish he could just telepathically know.

Kathryn Hahn

#21. Summer time an' the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin' an' the cotton is high. Oh, yo' daddy's rich, and yo' ma' is good-lookin', So hush, little baby, don' yo' cry.

Ira Gershwin

#22. The only person you need to be better than is the person you were yesterday

Jenny Lawson

#23. The anarch knows the rules. He has studied them as a historian and goes along with them as a contemporary. Wherever possible, he plays his own game within their framework; this makes the fewest waves.

Ernst Junger

#24. There is nobody as brave as a baby taking his/her first non-stop 5 steps alone from Mummy's hand to daddy's hand ... trust me on that

Sameh Elsayed

#25. Yeah, go ahead and try to be your daddy, baby," the guy eggs her on. "You fall short!" "Haven't you heard?" she shouts out the window at him. "I'm a mama's girl!" And she speeds up even more. "Dylan!

Penelope Douglas

#26. When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with their bodies. I pictured them fully clothed, rubbing furiously against each other, like two sticks making fire.

Wally Lamb

#27. Even the hot meat pie man had stopped crying his wares and, with no regard for personal safety, was eating one. The

Terry Pratchett

#28. the dolphins stitch sky to sea.

Ellen Bass

#29. It was a phone call she didn't want to make. She didn't want to hurt him. Whatever words she gave him, it would take being a daddy away from him.

Crissi Langwell

#30. But if there was no baby ...
Then he wouldn't be a daddy.
And for aome reason, he desperatly wanted to be a daddy.

Wendy Corsi Staub

#31. He was tongue-tied in the presence of a fourteen-month-old baby. All the things he thought of saying, like 'Who's Daddy's little boy, then?' sounded horribly false, as though he'd got them from a book. There was nothing to say, nor, in this soft pastel room, anything that needed to be said.

Terry Pratchett

#32. No electricity, fridge, TV or game console. I guess changing from human was enough fun and games for werewolves.

Jazz Feylynn

#33. James was a good man, and although Farren had never met Q, Chanel's sorry ass baby daddy, judging off the way Chanel acted and carried herself, she knew that Chanel could do better. In

Nako

#34. Oh, daddy, by what witchcraft have you coaxed that sulky rose-bush into bloom?'
'No witchcraft at all - it just bloomed because you were coming home, baby,' said her father.

L.M. Montgomery

#35. I've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.'

Tahj Mowry

#36. Are you ready, baby?" I asked her. "I'm ready, daddy." "Follow my lead," I said. "Like old times." "Like old times," she said. The

J.R. Rain

#37. Small unexpected acts of kindness are the building blocks of greatness. Start your day with a smile and see where it takes you ...

Edwin Lionel Flynn

#38. That's it. Come for me, baby girl. Come for daddy.

Normandie Alleman

#39. Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper

Casey Renee Kiser

#40. Mrs. Renfrew, the colonel's widow, was not only unexceptionable in point of breeding, but also interesting on the ground of her complaint, which puzzled the doctors, and seemed clearly a case wherein the fulness of professional knowledge might need the supplement of quackery.

George Eliot