Quotes About Dunkin Donuts

#1. Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

Eli Roth

#2. I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian.

Joe Biden

#3. I'm not losing any sleep over Dunkin Donuts.

Howard Schultz

#4. Dear Diary:
I have a confession to make: I've become a total idiot over French pastries.
They're my new favorite food.
My new-found edible souvenir.
My new favorite sin.
Dunkin Donuts is so yesterday.

Kimberley Montpetit

#5. You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent.

Joe Biden

#6. I want to start a Dunkin' Donuts in Los Angeles. I already have the perfect location picked out. It would be the old Tower Records buildings on Sunset.

John Krasinski

#7. I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

Madonna Ciccone

#8. When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.

Linda Sunshine

#9. Augie: Does everybody else know?
T.C.: About my epitaph?
Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!
T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.

Steve Kluger

#10. If you live in Boston, Samuel Adams draft beer (Summer Ale) and Dunkin' Donuts are essentials of life. But I discovered to my delight that even these indulgences can be offset by persistent exercise.

Haruki Murakami

#11. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.

Joe Biden

#12. Everything that turned out well for me seems like a fluke. I feel like, at any moment, I could lose everything and be working at Dunkin' Donuts.

Mary Gordon

#13. and no more real Dunkin' Donuts.

Ben H. Winters

#14. Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ... There'll be an entrance here ... a deranged lunatic here.

Jim Gaffigan

#15. A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.

Jimmy Fallon

#16. I wanted to write something in a voice that was unique to who I was. And I wanted something that was accessible to the person who works at Dunkin Donuts or who drives a bus, someone who comes home with their feet hurting like my father, someone who's busy and has too many children, like my mother.

Sandra Cisneros

#17. God bless Dunkin' Donuts.

Lauren Oliver

#18. I guess no true Bostonian would trust a place that was sunny and pleasant all the time. But a gritty, perpetually cold and gloomy neighborhood? Throw in a couple of Dunkin' Donuts locations, and I'm right at home.

Rick Riordan

#19. I can definitely say the same thing [discussing Steffi Graf's claim that she had played against at least one top player who used steroids]. Steroids can really make a difference, physically and mentally. I'd be really disappointed if I had been ranked No. 2 behind someone who took steroids.

Chris Evert

#20. I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

Crystal Woods

#21. Don't apologize for not understanding. If you stop asking questions then you effectively kill your desire to know the unknown.

S. Vagus

#22. If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?

Josh Stern

#23. When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure that either it is flagrantly stupid - in which case all comment is superfluous - or it is something formidable, the very crux of the problem.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#24. We are not all leaders. We are called leaders.

Andy Stanley

#25. A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome's todger.

Thaddeus White

#26. Shh. Shh. This is getting awesome."
-Augustus

John Green

#27. No matter how hard you worked, there was always going to be somebody out there who thought you were fuckup.

Megan Hart

#28. Divinity is not playful. The universe was not made in jest but in solemn incomprehensibl e earnest. By a power that is unfathomably secret, and holy, and fleet. There is nothing to be done about it, but ignore it, or see.

Annie Dillard

#29. To follow Christ requires a downward career track that does not depend on dollars or status. Instead, what matters is Christ.

Dillon Burroughs

#30. I've always been really interested in how people's identities are shaped by where they come from and how they want to get away from where they come from.

Jill Soloway

#31. Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one's consciousness can permit the faking of existence.

Ayn Rand

#32. What a mercy was it to us to have parents that prayed for us before they had us, as well as in our infancy when we could not pray for ourselves!

John Flavel

#33. This war has begun in darkness and it will end in silence.

Evelyn Waugh

#34. Educate a woman, you educate a nation,

Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka

#35. The moon shines bright. In such a night as this. When the sweet wind did gently kiss the trees and they did make no noise, in such a night ...

William Shakespeare