Thaddeus White Quotes & Sayings

Top 6 Thaddeus White Quotes

#1. The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.

#2. Have a scaffold erected in the square. We shall hang a traitor or two before dinner. And perhaps afterwards as well." - Princess Karena

#3. You can't fight if you're drunk," she nagged.
You've clearly never been on a battlefield. Or in a pub, for that matter.

#4. He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.

#5. A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome's todger.

#6. If I wanted a life of chastity I'd live with my wife.