Quotes About Doggie

#1. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

#2. I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

Dustin Diamond

#3. I'd rather get sick from eating too many doggie treats,
than get sick from eating none at all.
-Kilo (my dog)

Jose N. Harris

#4. I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could.
"You just love my doggie style.

Nicole Peeler

#5. Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping" ~ Oberon

Kevin Hearne

#6. Good boy, Devon," I taunted. "You got me home before dark. If you can sit, shake and roll over, too, I'm sure Callum will give you a doggie treat.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#7. Petey Samson gave the ladies an over-the-shoulder glance. He realized no doggie treat was forthcoming, even from Isabel who was usually the soft mark to hit up. He scratched his front claws to re-attack the sand.

Ed Lynskey

#8. I am proof positive that wolves write doggie-style...

Arnold Wolf

#9. You can teach an old dog new tricks with the right kind of doggie treats.

Cynthia Lewis

#10. Ugh, my friend, you really need a breath mint," I told him, sending a pulse of glamour into the brambly monster above me. "Let's see what we can do about that doggie breath.

Julie Kagawa

#11. What's your doggie name, honey?" "Mom ... " "Oh, c'mon, kiddo - we'll look back on this someday and laugh together. Promise. Now cough it up. We'll laugh for you until you're ready to see the funny." He couldn't help but smile. It was pretty funny if you looked at it from the other side. "Fluffy.

Dakota Cassidy

#12. I have a puppy purse, and it's named after my doggie named Sammie, who is at home. It's from Poochie and Company.

Quvenzhane Wallis

#13. It is noteworthy, however, that this areas also contains neurons which when stimulated can trigger female sexual posturing (Benson, 1988; Rose, 1990); i.e. the lordosis (or "doggie") position. These latter neurons are interconnected with the amygdala and ventromedial hypothalamus--nuclei

R. Joseph

#14. That's my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You've got to love him.

J.L. Merrow

#15. In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""

George Carlin

#16. But kept eyeing Percy as though they were imagining him in a doggie bag.

Rick Riordan

#17. Mastering the art of good casework is a little like staring into the shuttering eyes of a rabid canine and saying "nice doggie" until you find a shotgun.

Marc Parent

#18. Sassy the basset hound sat up on the seat and yawned. Her tongue rolled into a long bologna canoe. She did a little shuffle on her front paws and snorted. Maybe it was a friendly greeting. Maybe she was having a doggie coronary.

Rick Riordan

#19. Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

Norm Crosby

#20. In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.

Christopher Hitchens

#21. The image isn't reality. Even though we're used to thinking that way alot of the time. We show a kid a picture of a dog and say 'This is a doggie' - but it's not. It's just an image.

L.J.Smith

#22. There walked warlocks in all their bat-winged, cat-eyed glory, and here, as they swung out over the river, she saw the darting flash of multicolored tails under the silvery skin of the water, the shimmer of long, pearl-strewn hair, and heard the high, rippling laughter of the mermaids.

Cassandra Clare

#23. Every woman is the architect of her own fortune.

Jessie Burton

#24. I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

Dave Chappelle

#25. Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

H.L. Mencken

#26. Oh, no. It costs a lot more than your life. To murder innocent people?" says Peeta. "It costs everything you are.

Suzanne Collins

#27. A good husband makes a good wife at any time.

George Farquhar

#28. In days gone by, scientists would speak solemnly about our solar system's 'habitable zone' - a theoretical region extending from Venus to Mars, but perhaps not encompassing either, where a planet would be the right temperature to have liquid water on its surface.

Seth Shostak

#29. A lot of people are simply interested in exploring their own spirituality, their own values, who they are, whether they're happy where they are.

James Redfield

#30. From eating meat arrogance is born, from arrogance erroneous imaginations issue, and from imagination is born greed; and for this reason refrain from eating meat.

Gautama Buddha