Top 100 Quotes About Charlie Sheen: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Charlie Sheen

#1. Let's see, what else? Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen. (How long were you waiting for me to talk about him - be honest?)

Jon Cryer

#2. I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.

April Bowlby

#3. It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Ricky Gervais

#4. My nards aren't clean
Ive been partying
With Charlie Sheen

Simon Rex

#5. Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That's crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

Anthony Jeselnik

#6. I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen

#7. Charming is the perfect word to describe Charlie [Sheen]. That's why people love him. He's so personable. They can relate to him. He made mistakes and he knows it. Everyone is like that. That is why he has so many fans.

Daniela Bobadilla

#8. My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. They've always been best friends.

Heather Langenkamp

#9. I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.'

Brian Posehn

#10. Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

Neil Patrick Harris

#11. Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

Jeff Ross

#12. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Chuck Lorre

#13. Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)

Greg Campbell

#14. I have no sympathy for the people who went to Charlie Sheen's show and were disappointed. That didn't seem very organized! That guy's all over the map!

Andy Kindler

#15. How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Jon Lovitz

#16. I've never met Charlie Sheen.

Bill Hader

#17. In 'Wall Street,' Charlie Sheen carried that movie.

Michael Douglas

#18. Have you noticed how Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen look nothing alike, and yet they both manage to look exactly like their father, Martin?

Ken O'Neill

#19. I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.

John Stamos

#20. Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

Conan O'Brien

#21. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don't appreciate it.

Betty White

#22. Gary Busey said on the Today Show yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen.

Conan O'Brien

#23. It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. And anything in between that can give us the illusion that we're not, we cling to.'

Gabriel Byrne

#24. I'm a theater actress and I thrive on working with other actors, and you can't be even a smidge bad, when you're acting with Charlie [Sheen]. He's just so natural, so present and so good that you have to step up to his level, or else.

Daniela Bobadilla

#25. I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen.

Henry Rollins

#26. I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy.

Chelsea Handler

#27. I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys.

Moby

#28. Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

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#29. Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.

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#30. I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

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#31. I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

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#32. I was bangin' 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll

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#33. I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

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#34. I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

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#35. For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

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#36. They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

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#37. You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

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#38. Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

Charlie Sheen

#39. Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

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#40. Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

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#41. Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

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#42. I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

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#43. I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.

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#44. Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

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#45. I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Charlie Sheen

#46. What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

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#47. Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

Charlie Sheen

#48. I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

Charlie Sheen

#49. Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

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#50. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

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#51. Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

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#52. I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

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#53. I dare anyone to debate me on things.

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#54. The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

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#55. You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

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#56. You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

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#57. Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

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#58. I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

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#59. I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

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#60. The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

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#61. Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

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#62. I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

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#63. The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

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#64. Can't is the cancer of happen

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#65. People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

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#66. I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

Charlie Sheen

#67. I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

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#68. I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Charlie Sheen

#69. I GOT TIGAR BLOOD

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#70. I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Charlie Sheen

#71. Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

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#72. From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Charlie Sheen

#73. There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Charlie Sheen

#74. What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

Charlie Sheen

#75. I'm not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

Charlie Sheen

#76. It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,

Charlie Sheen

#77. What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

Charlie Sheen

#78. I got tiger blood man. Dying is for fools

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#79. A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.

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#80. It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Charlie Sheen

#81. I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

Charlie Sheen

#82. You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

Charlie Sheen

#83. The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

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#84. I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

Charlie Sheen

#85. I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

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#86. Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

Charlie Sheen

#87. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.

Charlie Sheen

#88. I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

Charlie Sheen

#89. It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

Charlie Sheen

#90. I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

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