Top 70 Charlie Brown's Quotes

#1. Goodbyes always make my throat hurt ... I need more hellos

Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown's Quotes #17353
#2. My parents aren't hippies. I'm North as in the North Pole. Unfortunately. My brother is Nicholas, and my sister is Noelle.
Wow. God. That's
About a hundred times worse than your name.
I was going to say devoted. Festively devoted.

Stephanie Perkins

Charlie Brown's Quotes #43137
#3. He is always on the brink of suicide ... because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.

Umberto Eco

Charlie Brown's Quotes #67734
#4. Why are all the truly orthodox Christians
the doctrinally minded, theologically sound ones
complete jerks? Why are nice, loving Christians typically wishy-washier than Charlie Brown?

Alexis Neal

Charlie Brown's Quotes #74705
#5. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #110564
#6. Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!"
"Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?"
"It's probably not serious ... Second or third-aid will do.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #149170
#7. Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie Brown hit that ball?"
"No... I'm not prepared to have the world come to an end!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #158641
#8. With Charlie Brown, it was about loneliness and isolation. I always thought that the thing about Charlie Brown and those characters was the absence of the parents. Half the strip was about who wasn't there. The parents were never in the picture.

Matt Groening

Charlie Brown's Quotes #190683
#9. I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid.

Trey Parker

Charlie Brown's Quotes #224231
#10. May I ask a question, Lucy?"
"Go right ahead!"
"Just why do you want to draw this line all the way around the world?"
"Well, you know the old saying, Charlie Brown ... You have to draw the line someplace!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #262348
#11. When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.'

Lev Yilmaz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #280993
#12. When Hank Jones had his night off, I would get somebody to take my place as intermission pianist and I'd play the show with Ella, so I would get a chance to play with Ray Brown and Charlie Smith as well.

George Shearing

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#13. Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

Matthew Lillard

Charlie Brown's Quotes #352638
#14. I have a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time. - Charlie Brown

Edward T. Welch

Charlie Brown's Quotes #387868
#15. These rocks are a release for my pent-up emotions. When I feel all tied up inside, I just stand here and throw rocks into that vacant lot!"
"Hello, Charlie Brown, you blockhead!"
"Sometimes I think I'm kind of a vacant lot myself ...

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #425863
#16. I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #438886
#17. Charlie Brown says that we're put here on earth to make others happy."
"Is that why we're here? I guess I'd better start doing a better job ... I'd hate to be shipped back!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #525117
#18. You ever watch It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown?" Deuce asked. "Stupid Fucker makes me laugh."
I decided, I too, really liked that stupid fucker Charlie Brown and made a mental note to watch everything featuring Charlie Brown as soon as I got home.

Madeline Sheehan

Charlie Brown's Quotes #571266
#19. As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.

Matt Groening

Charlie Brown's Quotes #579914
#20. Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown?
Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia?
Lucy: The fear of Everything.
Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #593073
#21. So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?
Yes, and I'm so happy ...
Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #601455
#22. No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods."
"Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown ...

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #639494
#23. There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!

Charlie Brown

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#24. I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt ... "
"You worry too much, Charlie Brown ... No wonder your stomach hurts ... You've got to stop all this silly worrying!"
"How do I stop?"
"That's your worry! Five cents, please!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #682162
#25. Love", I said, "is the rug they pull out from under you. Love is Lucy always lifting the football at the last second so that Charlie Brown falls on his ass. Love is something that every time you believe in it, it goes away. Love is for suckers, and I'm not going to be a sucker ever again.

Jennifer Weiner

Charlie Brown's Quotes #682515
#26. Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #684623
#27. But that kind of falls in line; when you think about it, James Brown was a funk minimalist. All of those parts create a sum that's larger than than the individual parts.

Charlie Hunter

Charlie Brown's Quotes #713495
#28. Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him ...

Charles M. Schulz

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#29. The woman who ran my last foster home didn't think it was safe,so we had to stay inside and watch some Charlie Brown cartoon three times.I've never liked beagles to this day.

Kiersten White

Charlie Brown's Quotes #745562
#30. LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?
CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner.
SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.
LINUS: BLECH!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #752660
#31. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy ... How can I ever forget them ...

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #785046
#32. I went up to his [Hank Jones'] house and there were four guys there: Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Bud Powell, and Max Roach. Not a bad place to be. Scared shitless, but a nice place to be on my second day in New York.

Ray Brown

Charlie Brown's Quotes #803632
#33. I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #816776
#34. In my fantasy I was always the savior. I would come to Peanuts land and save everybody. Charlie Brown would fall madly in love with me. Peppermint Patty was so jealous.

Alicia Witt

Charlie Brown's Quotes #874980
#35. Lucy: You learn more when you lose
Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #905731
#36. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Charlie Brown

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#37. That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #973668
#38. Never worry about tomorrow, Charlie Brown. Tomorrow will soon be today, and before you know it, today will be yesterday! I always worry about the day after tomorrow!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1064967
#39. The adorably rubber-faced Ken James Stewart is jumping ship from the Shaw Festival after five years to play Charlie Brown

Richard Ouzounian

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1082664
#40. When I was a kid, my dream was to be a farmer and marry Charlie Brown. I wanted to rescue him and make him happy. Besides, he was always lusting after the little redhead girl.

Alicia Witt

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1094231
#41. Life is like a game, Charlie Brown ... Sometimes you win ... Sometimes you lose."
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1108833
#42. Whenever someone like a plumber or a mechanic tries to explain something technical to me, I listen for about three seconds before it all just becomes white noise, like Charlie Brown's teacher.

John Niven

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1132775
#43. Wait, I really do need your help with this." He turned his computer monitor toward her and pointed. "Is this funny? It's a Snoopy/Snoop Dogg thing, and every time Charlie Brown tries to feed him, he's like, 'Thanks, Chizzuck.' ...

Rainbow Rowell

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1161667
#44. Patty: I'll be the good guy.
Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.
Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'll be sort of in-between; I'll be a hypocrite!

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1178221
#45. Charlie Brown is almost a tragic figure.

Brian Walker

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1196893
#46. I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1197649
#47. Let's just say that life has me beaten ... So I give up! I admit there's no way I can win ... "
"What is it you want, Charlie Brown?"
"How about two out of three?

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1238279
#48. What do you need?" Vadderung asked.
"Advice," I said. "If the price is right."
"And what do you think a sufficient price would be?"
"Lucy charges a nickel."
"Ah," Vadderung said. "But Lucy is a psychiatrist. You realize that you've just cast yourself as Charlie Brown."
"Augh," I said.

Jim Butcher

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1344718
#49. Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy?
CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

Charles M. Schulz

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#50. No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

Charles M. Schulz

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#51. That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!"
"So I suppose you hit him, huh?"
"Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Charles M. Schulz

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#52. Charlie Brown: A penny! Rats! Why couldn't I have found a nickel? What good is a penny these days? Why do things like that always happen to me?! *walks off frustrated*
Lucy: Gee, he found a penny! Why don't things like that ever happen to me?

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1422247
#53. As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to. You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football.

Nick Ferguson

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#54. Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by ... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?"
"I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Charles M. Schulz

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#55. My cartoon strips in college strived to have the Schulzian mix of surrealism and Charlie Brown angst. A bit of that combo shows up in 'Up.'

Bob Peterson

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#56. Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?"
"What's that?"
"The world didn't come to an end.

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1505776
#57. I remember that Charles Schulz, at the end of his life, had eyes full of tears for Charlie Brown. I thought about the reason for all his emotion: he had lived for 50 years with them.

David Mazzucchelli

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1598405
#58. Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you

Charlie Brown

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#59. Thr rareness, the specialness, of North. Of this night. She wished it could last forever. (It's a yuletide miracle, Charlie Brown)

Stephanie Perkins

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1634895
#60. Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

Chris Rock

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1677528
#61. You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well vote for Charlie Brown! Yes, next year we may even say, 'You're elected, Charlie Brown!

Charles M. Schulz

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#62. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Charles M. Schulz

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#63. Why did you write "Charlie Brown is a blockhead" on the sidewalk?"
"Because I sincerely believe you are a blockhead! I have to write what I believe is true... It's my moral respolsibility!"
"Deep down I admire her integrity...

Charles M. Schulz

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1717082
#64. For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

Charles M. Schulz

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#65. Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

Charles M. Schulz

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#66. Odin, not unlike Charlie Brown, sighed, "Good grief," then added, "Why are we going to let this, this, coward on our trip? What do you see in him that could make you want him to come along?

Dylan Callens

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1765970
#67. Amid all the easily loved darlings of Charlie Brown's circle, obstreperous Lucy holds a special place in my heart. She fusses and fumes and she carps and complains. That's because Lucy cares. And it's the caring that counts.

Judith Crist

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1767996
#68. If there was ever a president who could be called our Charlie Browniest, it would be Andrew Johnson.

Daniel O'Brien

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1777119
#69. ... but Charlie had seen love and prise flare in the brown eyes, burning away every trace of sadness and timidity. Rose Petch, she knew, would never abandon her child the way Charlie's mother had abandoned her. ... Charlie stood, trembling, torn nearly in two by jealousy and longing ...

Ellen Renner

Charlie Brown's Quotes #1801922
#70. Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.

Charles M. Schulz

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