Top 58 Quotes About Celery
#1. Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like.
Jamie Oliver
#2. Cubism. Seeing beyond what is on the surface. Moving both eyes and a nose to the side of the face. Dicing bodies and tables and guitars as if they were celery sticks, and rearranging them so that you have to really see them to see them.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#3. He nodded nervously. 'He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits.'
I stared at him. 'You're scared of bunnies?'
'Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenceless satyrs.
Rick Riordan
#4. Life should be like a basket of chicken wings: salty, full of fat and vinegar, and surrounded by celery you'll never actually eat, even when you're greedily sopping up the last viscous streaks of buffalo sauce from the wax paper with your spit-stained index finger. Yes,
Joseph Fink
#5. Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah.
Gitty Daneshvari
#6. Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed.
Trinny Woodall
#7. I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
Carol Alt
#8. holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions - while
Rysa Walker
#9. Meg cut up some celery and mixed it in with the tuna. After a moment's hesitation she opened the refrigerator door and brought out a jar of little sweet pickles.-Though why I'm doing it for her I don't know, she thought, as she cut them up.-I don't trust her one bit.
Madeleine L'Engle
#10. There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Kin Hubbard
#11. Ever notice how on a bad day you never deserve a salad? I mean how long do you think your bad mood would really last if you only fed your brat celery? How many bad days would your brat tolerate if it no longer got rewarded a drink, a cigarette, or an entire Netflix series on the couch for it.
Lauren Handel Zander
#12. My point, exactly. Those poor women are so malnourished, they can't think straight. Take my friend Sasha. Her idea of a three-course meal is a celery stick, a cherry tomato, and a laxative. She's killing herself to fit into these clothes. Women like me can't dress like that.
Kerrelyn Sparks
#13. The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
George Bernard Shaw
#14. Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day!
Tom Althouse
#15. What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.
Ken Jennings
#16. It was Yuki. What was I up to? My response: Chewing on a stalk of celery and having a beer. Hers: Yuck. Mine: It's not so bad. She wasn't old enough to know things could be a lot worse.
Haruki Murakami
#17. My mornings go by so fast I forget breakfast. Lunch - that's turned out to be my biggest meal. I like tuna fish with low-fat mayonnaise and celery, egg whites and garlic. It's delish.
Jackee Harry
#18. I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.
Aldous Huxley
#19. Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.
Ron Swanson
#20. Be sure to buy organic versions of the 'dirty dozen:' the fruits and vegetables that, when grown conventionally, are loaded with pesticides and chemicals: Grapes, apples, lettuce, bell peppers, carrots, nectarines, peaches, strawberries, pears, kale, and celery.
Suzanne Somers
#21. Saute onions in hot oil. When tender, mix in chicken, garlic and celery. Stir well. Add
N.T. Alcuaz
#22. Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health and their ability to learn because of better school nutrition.
Jared Polis
#24. My favorite way to cook a clam is in chowder. I was a New Yorker for 20 years, and I always loved tomato-based, celery-heavy Manhattan chowders.
Kate Christensen
#25. Celery leaves are an underused ingredient, most likely because supermarkets sell mostly leafless stalks.
Yotam Ottolenghi
#26. Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan.
Kristen Ashley
#27. So I sat at the kitchen table chopping the "holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions -
Rysa Walker
#28. The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life.
Ariana Grande
#30. The tree cannot walk, all its going must be violence. They listen to the saw cut, the roots scream. And in eating even a stalk of celery there will be pathetic screaming.
Robert Creeley
#31. For my money, celery hasn't got a mean bit of fibre in its body, and we all need to start being much nicer to it.
Yotam Ottolenghi
#32. He took a sip from his coffee, then grimaced. Cold. He couldn't stand cold coffee. Worst thing on Earth. After demons and celery. He hated celery with a passion.
Anonymous
#33. This book I'm reading says if you want to be as thin as a stalk of celery, then that's what you should be eating. I'm not sure I want to look like celery, but I know I don't want to look like a biscuit.
Rebecca Rasmussen
#34. Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.
Richelle Mead
#35. I felt ridiculously self-conscious, like the stick of celery at a luxurious buffet.
Fran Macilvey
#36. Packed tight like a case of celery, only much darker than that. They were all against her, she could see. So many were there against her that a light slap from each one of them would have beat her to death. She felt them pelting her with dirty thoughts.
Zora Neale Hurston
#37. They were sisters, the pretty one and the one who lived in her shadow, a pale, chip-toothed, uncertain girl who made too much noise while eating celery.
Kathy Hepinstall
#38. I have always stuck up for Western medicine. You can chew all the celery you want, but without antibiotics, three quarters of us would not be here.
Hugh Laurie
#39. I stared at him. 'You're scared of bunnies?' 'Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenceless satyrs!' Thalia coughed. 'What?' Grover demanded. 'We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later,' I said. 'Here they come.' The
Rick Riordan
#40. I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me 'rabbit' when I was a kid. I hate mushrooms, though. I apologize to fungi lovers, but this way, there's more for you!
Lisa Edelstein
#41. Why was the boy surprised to find celery growing out of his ears?
Nicola Yoon
#42. If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land.
Frances Mayes
#43. Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red bell peppers, apples, carrots, celery, broccoli, spinach, parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc.
David H. Murdock
#44. Was the Buffalo chicken wing invented
when Teressa Bellissimo thought of splitting it in half and deep frying it and serving it with celery and blue-cheese dressing? Was it invented when John Young started using mambo sauce
and thought of elevating wings into a specialty?
Calvin Trillin
#45. Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish.
Roz Chast
#46. If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for.
Skint Foodie
#47. The tradition of Italian cooking is that of the matriarch. This is the cooking of grandma. She didn't waste time thinking too much about the celery. She got the best celery she could and then she dealt with it.
Mario Batali
#49. I wasn't strong enough to have an eating disorder. I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'
Meghan Trainor
#50. My heart is broken
It is full of lettuce and celery
~ from "GACELA OF YOUNG LOVE SINGING",
SINGERS AND WINNERS by Lyndon Walker.
Lyndon James Walker
#51. Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
Mike Myers
#52. I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though.
Rico Rodriguez
#53. I am a face in a trance, evoking duende. My face imbues breath and stuns you with star-spirit. I am grove-face, story-teller face, and dawn-bringer face. A face as common as carrots and celery, called upon as a father to be cook, waiter, servant, and maid.
Jimmy Santiago Baca
#54. I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack.
Summer Sanders
#55. My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
Aisha Tyler
#56. Bitch' is a stingless insult these days - it hurts like, I don't know, a celery-stabbing.
David Mitchell
#57. How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables, the poor, innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks.
Yotam Ottolenghi
#58. I love celery and people don't use it a lot. Celery and flavors in that family - it really brightens and is refreshing.
Todd English
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