Funny Celery Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny Celery Quotes

#1. [...] here "white" could be the way a person talked; "black," the music a person listened to. In Ghana you could only be what you were, what your skin announced to the world. - Author: Yaa Gyasi
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#2. Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with. - Author: Jill Shalvis
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#3. I like roses, ones with sharp thorns. Pretty to look at but hurts to touch, that's like me. - Author: Kangin
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#4. When you commune with your ever-present inner calm, you are released from the madness and pain of all outer turmoil. - Author: Bryant McGill
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#5. For a long time, I have been inclined to start a school for the talented children. - Author: Sivamani
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#6. Mother Goose!
I have never much cared for flippant remarks, especially when others make them, and in particular, I don't give a frog's fundament for them when they come from an adult. - Author: Alan Bradley
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#7. Everything I wrote was true because I believed what I saw. - Author: Jack Kerouac
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#8. A man with battered hands is shown to be a craftsman only when he puts them to work. - Author: Miguel Syjuco
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#9. Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day! - Author: Tom Althouse
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#10. What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. - Author: Ken Jennings
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#11. I love bright red drinks, don't you? They taste twice as good as any other color. - Author: L.M. Montgomery
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#12. The two plants had a gentleman's agreement going, like the railroad companies and the real-estate speculators in the old days, whereby they progressed together up the hill and into the yard. - Author: Nicholson Baker
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#13. Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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