Funny Celery Quotes

#1. [...] here "white" could be the way a person talked; "black," the music a person listened to. In Ghana you could only be what you were, what your skin announced to the world.

Yaa Gyasi

#2. Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.

Jill Shalvis

#3. I like roses, ones with sharp thorns. Pretty to look at but hurts to touch, that's like me.

Kangin

#4. When you commune with your ever-present inner calm, you are released from the madness and pain of all outer turmoil.

Bryant McGill

#5. For a long time, I have been inclined to start a school for the talented children.

Sivamani

#6. Mother Goose!
I have never much cared for flippant remarks, especially when others make them, and in particular, I don't give a frog's fundament for them when they come from an adult.

Alan Bradley

#7. Everything I wrote was true because I believed what I saw.

Jack Kerouac

#8. A man with battered hands is shown to be a craftsman only when he puts them to work.

Miguel Syjuco

#9. Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day!

Tom Althouse

#10. What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.

Ken Jennings

#11. I love bright red drinks, don't you? They taste twice as good as any other color.

L.M. Montgomery

#12. The two plants had a gentleman's agreement going, like the railroad companies and the real-estate speculators in the old days, whereby they progressed together up the hill and into the yard.

Nicholson Baker

#13. Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery.

F Scott Fitzgerald