Bullshit In Life Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 34 Quotes About Bullshit In Life

#1. As the ample Hedda, who disguised her ampleness behind a billow of yellow summer dress, told it, her life up 'til she hoisted this very bloody mary in her hand was a convoluted tale of bubbly love gone flat, fine talents unnoticed and similarly woeful bullshit. - Author: Daniel Woodrell
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#2. All the fakeness just rolls right off them, maybe because the nonstop sales job of American life has instilled in them exceptionally high thresholds for sham, puff, spin, bullshit, and outright lies, in other words for advertising in all its forms. - Author: Ben Fountain
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#3. I dealt with the White Council my whole life, so I'm used to being treated like a mushroom - " "Eh?" Ascher asked. "Kept in the dark and fed bullshit," Binder reported calmly. "Ah. - Author: Jim Butcher
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#4. There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see
that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future.
But through whatever you see,
through all the rain and the pain,
you gotta keep your sense of humor.
You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit.
Remember that. - Author: Tupac Shakur
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#5. You always want someone in your professional life who is going to be honest, who's going to call you on your bullshit. - Author: Mark Owen
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#6. A thorough inspection of someone you believed to be loveable will send you back into your shell if all you saw in their life was all bullshit. - Author: Michael Bassey Johnson
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#7. Sailing really forces you to be present and in the moment. You kind of forget about the bullshit of life. Your thoughts go away because you're focused on making sure everything's working. I like being in that place. - Author: Daria Werbowy
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#8. I have a theory that those mutants retain some memory of what they were in life, and that draws them to where they used to live. That's probably bullshit, but since I seem to be the only man alive, my theories are the best in this part of the world. - Author: Manel Loureiro
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#9. I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit. - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
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#10. I have less time, less tolerance for bullshit, more interest in good taste, more confidence in my own judgement. The culture with which I surround myself is a reflection of my personality and the circumstances of my life, which is in part how it should be. - Author: Nick Hornby
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#11. I'm so sorry, Brody. I won't bullshit you and feed you a line about how it will get easier, because I know it won't. You don't get over losing someone you love. You just learn to live through the pain every day as you try to have some kind of normalcy in your life. - Author: Danielle Jamie
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#12. Truthfully, there're only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won't care if you're happy, only if you're miserable like they are. They eat that shit up. - Author: Crystal Woods
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#13. I'd heard a lot of bullshit in my life, but "I have to be your only one" might've secured itself in the number one spot. - Author: Whitney G.
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#14. I don't play with my life by talking bullshit.
I might have some chances in this bitchy life,
but I've got only one fuckin' chance to give ...
my best shot. - Author: Toba Beta
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#15. And I love that all their overdone liberal bullshit totally backfired," he said. "Of course it did. People are assholes. End of story."
"The world according to Sebastian Tate."
"It's a philosophy that has gotten me far in life. - Author: Kate Scelsa
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#16. There are only three people in life you can never fool
pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof. - Author: Scott Lynch
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#17. Why should we think nudity is such a revolting thing in a land where there is so much violence and corruption and racism and hatred? Nudity seems like a welcome relief from all the bullshit in life. - Author: Anthony Kiedis
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#18. To have no desire is such a load of bullshit--forgive me for being so blunt. To have no passion in one's life is a cop-out for cowards. - Author: Irina Kovalyova
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#19. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. - Author: George Carlin
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#20. So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love with you, Caleb. I fell in love with your sick sense of humor. I fell in love with the way you protected me. You saved my life! - Livvie/Kitten - Author: C.J. Roberts
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#21. And then you came into my life, and you just blindsided me. I am so fucking wrapped up in you I can't see straight, and you tell me I'm a caveman for wanting to protect you and that our relationship is bullshit. - Author: Kristen Proby
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#22. Do you think it happens in real life? Pheromones and all that crap. Is it a bullshit theory some horndog dreamed up so he could justify why he's attracted to his mother or some shit? - Author: Elle Kennedy
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#23. It wasn't exactly like I'd sold out on my life and dreams and all that other bullshit, because the truth was I'd never actually had anything to sell. It was more like I slowly froze in place, inside my little office at the museum; more like some part of me just fell asleep one day and never woke up. - Author: Elizabeth Hand
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#24. Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order for our lives to begin. - Author: C. JoyBell C.
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#25. This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc of bullshit, - Author: Michael Chabon
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#26. On the chessboard of his godforsaken existence, the pieces were lined up, the play preordained. Man, so many times in life you didn't get to pick your path because the way you went was decided for you.
Free will was such bullshit.
-Vishous's thoughts - Author: J.R. Ward
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#27. In the last fifteen minutes, she'd knocked him flat on his back, reduced him to speechlessness, and for the first time in his life, made him wonder if lightning strikes from fate weren't metaphysical bullshit. - Author: Angel Payne
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#28. ... dwelling and planning is bullshit," he says. "You dwell on the past, you can't move forward. Spend too much time planning for the future and you just push yourself backwards, or you say stagnant in the same place all your life." His eyes lock on mine. "Live in the moment. - Author: J.A. Redmerski
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#29. She might not be as strong as everyone she met, or as fast, or even as smart. But she could bullshit with the best of them. Combine that with a license to carry, and a girl could more than get by in this life. - Author: Laura Lippman
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#30. The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit. - Author: Doug Stanhope
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#31. Mysticism cuts through bullshit, and it takes you right there to the experience. Everything in your life is eventually set up as a pragmatic energy flow into the light. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#32. In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it.
I choose laughter. - Author: Kevin Hart
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#33. The life you live in as an author is nothing but lies. The men you create, the men you read, it's all bullshit. I never understood your need for it when you have me. - Author: E.K. Blair
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#34. But then, my entire life is bullshit. The best things in it have vanished, ghosts. Ghosts I'll admit I created. - Author: Ellen Hopkins
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