Quotes About Bifocals

#1. His weekly golf game no longer keeps his love handles in check, he's recently resorted to a slight comb-over to cover that growing bald spot, he squints to avoid wearing the bifocals he hides in his desk drawer, and he spends his days in an office filled with decades-old sports trophies.

Kelley Armstrong

#2. I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Paul Newman

#3. To my deafness I'm accustomed, To my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage my bifocals, But Oh how I miss my mind.

Alec Douglas-Home

#4. Aging Poem I can live with my arthritis, And my dentures fit me fine. I can see with my bifocals, But I sure do miss my mind.

Michael Hodgin

#5. I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.

Rita Rudner

#6. Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals because nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.

Ann Landers

#7. our first customer, a gray-haired woman in bifocals and

Gillian Flynn

#8. Hindsight is always through bifocals: it peers specifically instead of seeing whole.

Ivan Doig

#9. And in this case, the devil didn't wear Prada so much as she wore a pink nylon tracksuit, polka-dotted bifocals, and answered to the name Gigi.

Tracy Brogan

#10. I kicked down doors to show that Hiphop has matured. And it may be a little controversial.

Slick Rick

#11. Fathers and husbands! do ye not also understand this fact? Do ye not see how, in the mental bondage of your wives and fair companions, ye yourselves are bound?

Frances Wright

#12. Sky is the Limit

A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

#13. It's hard for me to talk about Dom right now because I am Dom right now. So it's a really strange exercise to try to reflect on something that I am at the moment. But I guarantee you that when I'm done with the movie and you ask me that question, I'll be able to give you something insightful.

Vin Diesel

#14. If my time on earth were through and she must face the world without me, is the love I gave her in the past gonna be enough to last?

Garth Brooks

#15. Liquor is such a nice substitute for facing adult life.

Dorothy B. Hughes