Top 85 Quotes About Balding
#1. When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's something absolutely invigorating about winning them over. Even if it's eight people from Sweden who don't understand what I'm talking about.
Jim Gaffigan
#3. Had my dad not been short and fat and balding, there's no doubt his career would have been very different. But he could do lots of stuff and made a very good career out of it. He had an incredible work ethic because he lost his father when he was very young, and the family had to pull together.
Rory Kinnear
#4. It had become boring to write: 'I like Clare Balding'. To say: 'I don't like Clare Balding' is much more newsworthy.
Clare Balding
#5. He is a squat, balding, flabby man, but still a man. He does not judge me.
Margaret Atwood
#6. The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Dave Barry
#7. Lieutenant Governor Khan is the Governor in a funhouse mirror. He's short, rotund, and balding. I'm
Nat Kozinn
#8. One of the men, heavyset and balding, making a cruel joke about Putin.
Suzanne Brockmann
#9. You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker," Lash countered. "That's a whole different program. Political science, I think." Despite
Christopher Moore
#10. I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too.
Erma Bombeck
#11. At the party, Rob Partridge said to me, "You gave hope to other balding men." My new epitaph: "Co-wrote a couple of decent songs and went bald shamelessly.
Brian Eno
#12. What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I'll make you laugh 20 years from now; that's not going to go away.
Vir Das
#13. I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.
Madonna Ciccone
#14. Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.
Madonna Ciccone
#15. Did you get checked out?" "Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me." "I meant by a doctor." "No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I'd be fine." "Oh, and he's an expert?" "At flirting.
Darynda Jones
#16. But the editor in chief was already balding and worked a lot. He was at the mercy of his family and apartment. He enjoyed lying down on the couch for a spell after dinner and reading Pravda before bed.
Ilya Ilf
#17. I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.
Jack Nicholson
#18. I'd hate to be a balding man named Harry Harrison.
Judy Baer
#19. Poor, chubby Annette Kelper, who desperately tries to pretend that nobody notices the fact that she's balding on top of her head. That's right. Look closely - balding just like a man. Perhaps Randy feels sorry for chrome-dome Annette.
David Sedaris
#20. I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it.
Jason Alexander
#21. If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be living in Seattle, getting kind of fat and balding, be relatively happy and producing records for other people.
Moby
#22. A King without heirs makes everybody nervous, especially when the King is fifty and balding.
Stephen King
#24. weak-chinned balding man in his late forties wearing a department-store suit and a mackintosh coat. He was the sort of man that young women instinctively avoided
Daniel Silva
#25. On a single day, I read articles where I was described as being alternately 'lanky,' 'pudgy,' 'doughy,' 'balding,' 'utterly forgettable,' and 'constantly irritating.'
Stephen Tobolowsky
#26. Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding.
Paris to William
Gena Showalter
#27. The balding headstones
of the others - quarantined
from their own mothers & sisters & daughters -
I wondered if they, like us, were strange
alloys of sadness & forgetting
the words to the songs.
Jennifer Givhan
#28. He was pushing fifty, with a face life had chewed on, and long wisps of graying hair parted low on one side and combed over his balding pate.
Patricia Cornwell
#29. So I'm delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine's Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people - especially the babes out there - to know about his studly past"
From: "My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story
Zack Love
#30. Years ago, I met once a week, 9 A.M. sharp, with a therapist whom I will call Dr. Mason. We would settle in well-worn chairs, Dr. Mason, a slender, balding middle-ager in blazer and striped tie, and me, an anxious academic in Levi's and tweeds.
Lee Gutkind
#31. You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me.
Elton John
#32. If Life is short, then mine is fat and balding also
Josh Stern
#33. One figure physically threw a fat, balding man out of the clinic. The fat man landed in a heap. He was blubbering, while the other figure walked back toward the clinic. "You don't understand. I have to have my dilaudda. It's the only thing that works, really!" said the fat man.
Brandt Trebor
#34. I do a lot of damage to my hair every day because of my work. I just noticed this huge change. It started getting thinner and it started falling out. I hit 30, and I literally felt like I was balding!
Vanessa Minnillo
#35. The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.
Dave Barry
#36. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Andy Rooney
#37. Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men.
Marilyn Suzanne Miller
#38. The door opened and Decker was looking down at a small, balding man with a gray beard and wearing dark glasses. He was well into his seventies.
David Baldacci
#39. I hate the fact that public schools like the one I went to have fantastic sports facilities, and state schools don't. That's not fair. That's outrageous.
Clare Balding
#40. On the beach, I take my clothes off under a towel.
Clare Balding
#41. I didn't just grow up with horses; I wanted to be one.
Clare Balding
#42. Dad is a really surprising guy. Every time I think he's going to be useless, he ends up doing something amazing and saying exactly the right thing.
Clare Balding
#43. Weekends are a real luxury for me because I'm usually working.
Clare Balding
#44. I felt like a misfit at school, and I think that's quite common.
Clare Balding
#45. I think all kids should have something they feels is theirs.
Clare Balding
#46. Swimming and athletics are the big gigs at the Olympic games. Cycling and rowing are pretty big for Britain, but globally, the two big things are athletics and swimming.
Clare Balding
#47. Being made to feel like an irrelevant child was probably an asset. Benign negligence is not a bad parental attitude or at least a cross between a benevolent dictator and benign negligence - you should just let kids crack on with it.
Clare Balding
#48. I think I can be spiritual, and I can feel that I want to live well, I want to do things that I'm proud of, and I think that's important. Now, do I need a church to tell me that? Actually, no, I don't.
Clare Balding
#49. Swimmers provide much healthier role models for teenagers than the catwalk.
Clare Balding
#50. I am many things, but one of the things I am is a lesbian.
Clare Balding
#51. When you're little, your father is your hero. Mine was. Then it all becomes more complicated.
Clare Balding
#52. Sports commentating is the answer for a restless brain like mine. I can never get bored because there is an infinite amount to know.
Clare Balding
#53. I have never understood the clamour for waif-like women whose flesh acts merely as a thin veil for their bones - much as I would love to be thinner, I would hate to take it so far that I had no actual shape at all.
Clare Balding
#54. Very rarely will you listen to the radio in a judgmental way, the way you'll watch telly.
Clare Balding
#55. I've always been fascinated by intelligence and how our brains work, and how they can be improved.
Clare Balding
#56. I believe that horses bring out the best in us. They judge us not by how we look, what we're wearing or how powerful or rich we are, they judge us in terms of sensitivity, consistency, and patience. They demand standards of behavior and levels of kindness that we, as humans, then strive to maintain.
Clare Balding
#57. I know sport can change the world, and that matters to me.
Clare Balding
#58. People like to think of you as a certain person, or a certain type of person, and they do love to give you a label. We like luggage labels, and we like people labels.
Clare Balding
#59. You hear the word 'cancer,' and you think it is a death sentence. In fact, the shock is the biggest thing about a diagnosis of cancer.
Clare Balding
#60. You come across words all the time that are everyday sexism. I was described as 'competently bossy' and 'bossily competent' by a male journalist, and I thought, 'Gosh, 'bossy' is never used of a man.'
Clare Balding
#61. I don't make decisions for money or popularity. I do things because they're right for me, and they're interesting and challenging.
Clare Balding
#62. Women's sport helps break down a lot of barriers for women in other areas, whether in religion or politics.
Clare Balding
#63. I loved him with a passion of which I had no idea I was capable. I loved him partly to defend him against the world and partly because I genuinely believed we were soul mates.
Clare Balding
#64. I really love good food occasionally, but I need time to enjoy it, and I need to be hungry.
Clare Balding
#65. I think 'ambitious' is one of those adjectives used for women in a derogatory way.
Clare Balding
#66. I find people interesting. People trying hard are interesting. People with a passion are interesting - whether it's old cars or taxidermy or knitting.
Clare Balding
#68. Lots of women don't realize that they're gay until they're grown up.
Clare Balding
#69. Sport develops your brain. It helps your learning. It's not an add-on at the end of the day.
Clare Balding
#70. Particularly when you're young, you're terribly flattered by people who like you, so you think you love them.
Clare Balding
#71. I cannot be a placard waver for every campaign; that's why I have mostly kept quiet about gay marriage.
Clare Balding
#72. I want to make the world a better place, for women, mainly.
Clare Balding
#73. Like so many kids, I just wanted to fit in, and I see now that I spent most of my life trying to be what I wasn't, trying to get people to like me.
Clare Balding
#74. If you look back at British history, women being allowed to play sport in schools meant they had to change their clothing. They couldn't be running around in their long skirts and corsets, because you can't.
Clare Balding
#76. Having thyroid cancer in 2009 really didn't change my life at all. I wish I could say that I had this epiphany. But I knew I was lucky before that, so it's not like I suddenly realised how lucky I am.
Clare Balding
#77. The most important quality in a partner is a sense of humour.
Clare Balding
#78. If you are fearful, a horse will back off. If you are calm and confident, it will come forward. For those who are often flattered or feared, the horse can be a welcome mirror of the best in human nature.
Clare Balding
#80. A lot of interviewers are looking for the dark side. They want to know about the depths of your despair and fear.
Clare Balding
#81. I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh.
Clare Balding
#82. The British have a unique relationship with horses. They are etched into our landscape in chalk, they have been written about, painted, sung about, celebrated and gambled upon for centuries.
Clare Balding
#83. Fitting in is boring. But it takes you nearly your whole life to work that out.
Clare Balding
#84. Not everyone has to have children. If everyone had two or three, we'd run out of room.
Clare Balding
#85. I've had so many things, good and bad, said about me. I'm way beyond worrying about what people say.
Clare Balding
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