Quotes About Bad Dates

#1. I support the death penalty and will continue to do that.

Rick Santorum

#2. Almost 30 years ago, I started seeking help from a counselor with a master's of social work in New York City, but we were never a good match. It was like being in a bad relationship, except the guy could actually bill my health insurance company for lousy dates.

Gina Barreca

#3. I want to be with you, Demetria. Go on dates, have sex and pointless arguments, figure out why you like to eat rabbit food, be the person you call first when you've had a bad day, come over and hold your hair when you're sick. How much clearer can I make this?

Genevieve Dewey

#4. Happiness is like coke - something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.

Aldous Huxley

#5. Two dates in one night - not bad at all! Hannah's frown changed to a grin as she lifted the lid and dropped her very favourite five-year-old pair of Nikes inside.

Joanne Fluke

#6. In real life I do a lot of reconnaissance and then kind of choose the guy I'm going to go after. Not like stalking, but I just want a little background info. That might be why I haven't had many bad dates.

Claire Coffee

#7. Guys usually like a very natural look. I think it's bad idea to wear a strong lip on a first date - or for the first few dates. I'm always too nervous he'll kiss it off - if I'm lucky enough to get a kiss! I also think soft, sexy hair is important.

Emmy Rossum

#8. Maybe this is how it happened first for everyone - adults promising us their own failed future.

Jacqueline Woodson

#9. What is the point of bad dates if not to have amusing anecdotes for your friends?

Gabrielle Zevin

#10. The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

Alice Cooper

#11. I run for her.
I run for them.
For me.

Ally Condie

#12. I understand the rock star deal having been one and still going out strapping my guitar on and performing. Now, I probably do 30 or 40 dates a year and I get to relive how I felt at 19 when I played in some really bad bands.

David Cassidy

#13. Can you do me a few favours? Show her off to the world. Shout it from the rooftops. Take her out on dates. She loves to dance - even though she's really bad at it. Make other couples jealous. Be her golden. Because I promise that she'll be yours.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#14. People are always calling me a mirror and if a mirror looks into a mirror, what is there to see?

Andy Warhol

#15. Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world."
"Sweet," put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike."
The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth.

Gordon Korman

#16. I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

Laura Kightlinger

#17. Worse, this wasn't the usual online date where she could excuse herself if the guy wasn't her flavor of ice cream.

Katherine McIntyre

#18. There's still the part of me that wants to leap at every opportunity, but now there's the other side that says, 'Let's just wait a minute and see what happens.' That's intuition, and it comes with age and experience.

Kim Cattrall

#19. I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better."
"Bad deduction," Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.

Jennifer Crusie

#20. The people who keep coping, keep trying, no matter how many blows Fate takes at them. Nobody'll make a song about them, but they're heroes all the same.

Mercedes Lackey

#21. When you're thirteen and listening to punk, the aggressive nature of music can sway you to the dark side.

Dave Grohl

#22. I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Laura Kightlinger

#23. You would be surprised how many directors don't know what they want. They might not know what they want until they see it, they might know what they want but no idea how to get it out of the actor, then you've both got a problem.

Ian McKellen

#24. Our ferocious commitment to our children's safety and success, along with our genuine love, drives us to endure the often unhappy experience of disciplining our children.

Matt Chandler

#25. For many writers, the journal is their opportunity to be honest with them- selves - the greatest test of all.

Frank McCourt

#26. I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

Cynthia Nixon

#27. In the spring I'd shit with the door open, watching the blackbirds

William H Gass

#28. Men aren't waiting to do anything besides finding a way to meet the right woman and making sure that bad dates are over in time to catch SportsCenter.

Vantile Whitfield