Pubic Hair Funny Quotes

#1. The days get longer and the nights smell green I guess it's not surprising but it's spring and I should leave.

Modest Mouse

#2. If you will investigate all the Indian troubles, you will find that there is something wrong of this nature at the bottom of all of them, something relating to the supplies, or else a tardy and broken faith on the part of the general government.

George Crook

#3. Some come and leave fulfilling a single purpose; others, for a time or a season to teach us by their experiences; and last, a select few who participate with relationships that endure eternity.

Jaren L. Davis

#4. I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

Dylan Moran

#5. Craig Johnson is not what you might expect . . . and yet he is everything you might expect. He is a man of letters and a man of his word. A laureate with a lariat, if you will. In short, Craig is the spring that feeds the very deep well that is Walt Longmire.

Craig Johnson

#6. Do you like to read?" Christine asked. "That's what we do when we come up here. That's our idea of relaxation.

Cheryl Strayed