Funny Armpit Hair Quotes

#1. Jonny Evans plays sort of international football with Northern Ireland

Phil Thompson

#2. Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

#3. Acting for me, is a passion, but it's also a job, and I've always approached it as such. I have a certain manual-laborist view of acting. There's no shame in taking a film because you need some money.

James Spader

#4. That's the secret to life ... replace one worry with another.

Charles M. Schulz

#5. In a typically contradictory move, globalisation, while promoting economic integration among elites, has exacerbated sectarianism everywhere else.

Pankaj Mishra

#6. When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#7. (On being in a position of leadership) Even if it's your dog, you've got authority over somebody. Start treating him better.

Joyce Meyer

#8. There's a lot of feeling that the school curriculum has been bare-bones, just drill and, again, no art, music, and so on and so forth

John Merrow

#9. I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color.

Nick Offerman

#10. Sometimes questions are more important than answers.

Nancy Willard