Top 85 President Trump Quotes
#1. President Trump's health care plan is a human rights disaster.
Steven Magee
#2. President Trump is doing a great job of demonstrating how mean the rich can be to the poor, sick and elderly.
Steven Magee
#3. Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'
David Letterman
#4. Psychology is the only necessary skill for running for president. Trump knows psychology.
Scott Adams
#5. I thought the Wall Street Journal quote, they got a guy in Iowa to say I think exactly where I think this race is right now for a lot Republicans. He said, "Nobody in Iowa wants [Donald]Trump for president. But everybody in Iowa wants somebody like Trump for president." That's what you need.
Dalia Mogahed
#6. Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.
Conan O'Brien
#7. I'm not interested in being Donald Trump or anybody else's vice president, that's not what I'm aiming at ...
Marco Rubio
#8. Trump says he wants to run for president. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
Snoop Dogg
#9. I'm not a fan of Donald Trump. To be perfectly honest, I don't think violence is the answer to anything and I think, hopefully, she [Hillary Clinton] will be our president.
Donna Karan
#10. Donald Trump is not qualified to be president because he's not qualified to deal with Vladimir Putin.
Jeb Bush
#11. What [Donald] Trump is saying is the pope will pray for Trump as president because Trump is gonna be the only guy trying to stop ISIS, which wants to take out the Vatican. It is. It is quite a curious thing.
Rush Limbaugh
#12. Donald Trump is a racist. Donald Trump in fact is making fascist appeals. That's why many self-respecting Republicans are not supporting Donald Trump for president.
Martin O'Malley
#13. Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.
Michael R. Burch
#14. President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
David Letterman
#15. It's starting to look like Donald Trump may be a serious presidential candidate. If you're in my line of work, Trump running for president for real is the greatest thing that has ever happened.
Conan O'Brien
#16. Donald Trump called George W. Bush 'the worst president in the history of the United States.' Then he added, 'Until, of course, I'm elected.'
Conan O'Brien
#17. Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.
Jay Leno
#18. How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.
David Letterman
#19. Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'
Lewis Black
#20. Well, part of the trick of getting elected president, if you look at George W. Bush and Barack Obama, is convincing the other side, at least temporarily, not to hate and fear. And that, Trump is not going to able to do that
Rich Lowry
#21. Trump would represent turmoil - unless he changed, unless he said, 'Now that I got to be president, I'm gonna be normal.'
Newt Gingrich
#22. The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.
Jay Leno
#23. Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.
David Letterman
#24. Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he said, 'And that's coming from ME!'
Jimmy Fallon
#25. Drumpf is like a Magic 8-Ball. Every time you shake him, he gives you a different answer.
John Oliver
#26. I understand the appeal of a businessman president. But Trump's business plan is a disaster in the making.
Michael Bloomberg
#27. Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.
David Letterman
#28. She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
Kayti McGee
#30. I think Donald Trump is totally unfit to be president of the United States. Let's not forget, this guy was one of the leaders of the so-called birther movement, which was an effort to delegitimize the presidency of the first African-American president we have ever had.
Bernie Sanders
#31. or the need for a Trump 2012 presidential campaign ("This is what I've been waiting for my whole life, a president who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole!"),
Chris Smith
#32. I know Donald Trump. I've met him; I know his family. I have love and friendship and affection for his family members. But I'm going to work very hard to ensure that he is not our president.
Cory Booker
#33. Gary Busey said on the Today Show yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen.
Conan O'Brien
#34. Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit to be president and commander-in-chief.
Hillary Clinton
#35. Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.
Michael R. Burch
#36. I've been wrong on everything about Trump; I've been wrong about everything on the Republican side of the ledger. But allow me - with that caveat - to made the prediction that Donald Trump will not be the president of the United States. It just will not happen.
Cory Booker
#37. If you want a president who will upend the status quo in Washington, D.C., and appoint justices of the Supreme Court who will uphold the Constitution, we have but one choice, and that man is ready. This team is ready. Our party is ready and when we elect Donald Trump, the 45th president.
Mike Pence
#38. Donald Trump removed all doubt. He is running for president as a fascist demagogue.
Rachel Maddow
#39. Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head.
Conan O'Brien
#40. Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
Albert Brooks
#41. Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.
Conan O'Brien
#42. Most presidents have been controlled by forces that control money and special interests. When Donald Trump refused their money, he refused their control. This made him dangerous.
Louis Farrakhan
#43. Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says he thinks it would be great if Donald Trump was president. Which is really weird because I thought Brady didn't like things that are filled with too much air.
Conan O'Brien
#44. The American people expect the president of the United States to be prepared to support action to protect the people of this nation. And I know Donald Trump will.
Mike Pence
#45. Donald Trump is going to make an announcement about running for President on the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice. Not to be outdone, the same night the Cake Boss will reveal his plan for overhauling Medicare.
Conan O'Brien
#46. I am not convinced that means [Donald] Trump is a lock to be the next president but it does suggest that what he has tapped into is both lasting and powerful.
Christopher Michael Cillizza
#47. Presidents Trump's USA is not a good country to be a sickly person in.
Steven Magee
#48. Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair.
Jimmy Fallon
#49. The worrying thing is there's so much latent hatred of the guy [Donald Trump] and this guy isn't even president yet.
Sacha Baron Cohen
#50. Donald Trump was, you know, obviously a very important businessman, billionaire, he was a reality show star and I think that he has had more success running for president than probably even he imagined.
Joy-Ann Reid
#51. I believe Donald Trump is the best guy for president; and I'm not going to shy away and I take the risk. I could just stay home and don't talk about any candidate.
Joe Arpaio
#52. Donald Trump would be a better president every day of the week and twice on Sunday rather than Hillary Clinton.
Carly Fiorina
#53. If I wanted a circus ringmaster, I'd hire Trump. If I wanted advice on brain surgery or hospital management, I'd turn to Carson. Fiorina would make an articulate television pundit. But for president?
Nicholas Kristof
#54. Donald Trump says he's President Obama's worst nightmare. That's not true. Having to make a decision is Obama's worst nightmare.
Jay Leno
#55. President Trumps election speaks volumes about the blatant failures of the Obama administration.
Steven Magee
#56. If I'm elected president, we will secure the border. We will triple the border patrol. We will build a wall that works and I'll get Donald Trump to pay for it.
Ted Cruz
#57. The leading non-establishment Republican candidate for president, Donald Trump, is just sailing past [establishment Republican candidates] in the polls. He is still surging. He is basically killing them all.
Melissa Harris-Perry
#58. I am proud to offer my endorsement of Donald J. Trump for President of the United States. He is a successful executive and entrepreneur, a wonderful father, and a man who I believe can lead our country to greatness again.
Jerry Falwell Jr.
#59. Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country.
Conan O'Brien
#60. I think Donald Trump is now kind of in love with the idea of becoming president of the United States. I think he truly does believe that he can be the Republican nominee.
Rachel Maddow
#61. Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says have no business running for president. Not to be confused with Donald Trump, who ran for president and now has no business.
Jimmy Fallon
#62. What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
Michael R. Burch
#63. After Donald Trump's derogatory comments about immigrants, NBC has officially cancelled Celebrity Apprentice. Think about it: Donald Trump isn't even president yet, and he's already made America a better place!
Conan O'Brien
#64. When Donald Trump becomes president of the United States of America, the change will be ... huge.
Mike Pence
#65. Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded to see Jeb Bush's birth certificate.
Jimmy Fallon
#66. NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this.
Conan O'Brien
#67. I think the great majority of Republicans, mainstream Republicans from across the country, don't want to see Donald Trump as president of the United States either. They're concerned they'd see a recession and I think they are also concerned we'd see a more dangerous world.
Mitt Romney
#68. A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience. You know, because it would be rude to say 'anyone but Donald Trump.'
Jimmy Fallon
#69. Donald Trump got himself very far to the left. When he was considering running for president in 2000, he was for a 13 percent wealth tax on wealthy people to retire the national debt.
Chris Hayes
#70. Roger Ailes said, we learned from a secret back channel that the ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president.
Michel Martin
#71. Donald Trump announced that he's running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be 'the greatest jobs president that God ever created.' Then God said, 'Hey, don't drag me into this publicity stunt.'
Jimmy Fallon
#72. It has been eleven days, Stephen, eleven fucking days! Eleven! The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the public.
Jon Stewart
#73. Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.
David Letterman
#74. Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?
Michael R. Burch
#75. I can promise you that the pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been president.
Donald Trump
#76. Donald Trump refuses to give details about his policy plans. Trump apologized by saying, 'When I announced I was running for president, I had no idea people would take me seriously.'
Conan O'Brien
#77. Donald [Trump] is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate, and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be the commander in chief we need to keep our country safe.
Renee Montagne
#78. Here's the thing - if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States, in a kind of historical way, it's exciting because we will see the actual last president of the United States. It just won't work after that.
Johnny Depp
#79. Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'
David Letterman
#80. No president likes leaks, but it's worth noting candidate Trump's path to power was tread on a road of leaks. He didn't have a problem with leaks then. It's not a moral position if you only hold it when it applies to you.
Jake Tapper
#81. My pick for Best Political Move of the Year, which is the decisive (ph) and this means it is actually the best political movement is Bill Clinton getting on the phone and encouraging Donald Trump to run for the president.
Lawrence O'Donnell
#82. Donald Trump is horrendous, but he is also honest. Both Presidents [Bill] Clinton and [Barak] Obama were great speakers, but unrepentant mass murderers.
Andre Vltchek
#83. And he still thinks that Obama was never the president because he's not a US citizen! He's more than just a little bit out there." "He's unconventional." "He played golf with Donald Trump!
Nick Wilgus
#84. Donald Trump you're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency.
Carly Fiorina
#85. President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before.
Jay Leno
