Top 26 Chris Smith Quotes
#1. If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy." ~ Jon Stewart
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#2. Society and government at all levels - the state level, the local level and, of course, the federal level - really needs to redouble its efforts if we're really going to make a difference in combating autism.
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#3. I have such a lowered bar of expectation, and they managed to crawl underneath it.
~ Jon Stewart
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#4. China's one-child policy punishes families for having 'out-of-plan' children, resulting in sex-selective abortion and tens of millions of 'missing girls' as well as forced abortion and sterilization campaigns.
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#5. What my Republican colleagues often don't understand is that labor is a human-rights issue. I have to remind them Lech Walesa and the Solidarity movement brought down the Communist bloc.
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#6. If you want to make more money by closing online leads, you have to pick up the damn phone. If you have more usernames and passwords than customers you are doing it wrong.
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#7. I believe evidence is overwhelming that chronic Lyme is a terrible, overwhelming disease, and we need to find ways to treat this. To say otherwise is an inaccurate and unscientific opinion.
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#8. I don't just write letters. I write laws.
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#9. I believe in the sanctity of human life, from the womb to the tomb.
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#10. We've had a tone-deaf White House that does not want to be reasonable. President Obama won't meet with the Republicans. It's all his way.
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#11. My favorite is Matthew 25: 'The Lord said, 'Whatever you do to the least of my brethren, you do to me.' I truly believe that.
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#12. Parental child abduction is child abuse.
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#14. A man got to have a code." --Omar Little, The Wire
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#15. Bush, it will go down in history, it's unbelievable that guy was president. Unbelievable. I'm sure, I'm 100 percent sure, in one hundred years, in one thousand years if society's still standing, they're going to say, "That guy was president? Like, what?" I know that to be a fact. RORY
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#16. Pregnancy is not a disease. The child in the womb is neither a tumor nor a parasite to be destroyed.
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#17. After a piece ran, a guy claimed I claimed I was from CNN. I never said that. But if you make a man comedically look like Hitler and it turns out that he is a retired lawyer with a lot of time on his hands, you're going to get sued. That's the lesson for today, children. STEVE
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#19. The passage of time hasn't changed the fact that abortion is a serious, lethal violation of fundamental human rights, and that women and children deserve better, and that the demands of justice, generosity, and compassion require that the right to life be guaranteed to everyone.
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#20. If people are engaged, eventually the political system responds, despite the money, despite the lobbyists, it still responds.
~ President Obama
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#21. You're tired of hearing about racism? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it." ~ Jon Stewart
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#22. There are people that I believe shouldn't like me, and if they did, I'd be sad.
~ Jon Stewart
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#23. or the need for a Trump 2012 presidential campaign ("This is what I've been waiting for my whole life, a president who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole!"),
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#25. Who provides the love and a path to reconciliation? It's not Planned Parenthood; it's the Catholic Church, the other Christian churches, and the ministries they have created.
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#26. I'm kind of relieved I don't have to say anything on TV about tragedies anymore. ~ JON STEWART
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