Poop Love Quotes

#1. Then I should be dead really soon, because you're stressing me out.

Courtney Summers

#2. My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

Dana Gould

#3. Always Be Postively Positive In Your Life ... It Will Get You Everywhere!

Timothy Pina

#4. The commodiousness of money is indeed great; but there are some advantages which money cannot buy, and which therefore no wise man will by the love of money be tempted to forego.

Samuel Johnson

#5. Dogs are angels full of poop.

Oliver Gaspirtz

#6. Every time we make jokes about how jologs someone's school is, we are not insulting the poor student's intellectual abilities but their parents' financial capacity.

Lourd Ernest H. De Veyra

#7. For support, I fall back on my heart. Has a man any fault a woman cannot weave with and try to change into something better, if the god her man prays to is a mother holding a baby?

Haniel Long

#8. I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes.

Wolfgang Puck

#9. I respect so much the work that so many women do but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day.

Jamie Lee Curtis

#10. I d-duh-don't know wh-why you even b-buh -bother b-buh-because in s-six y-yuh-years y-you're g-guh-going to be j-juh-just l-like - ""Don't say that."Something inside me went cold. "I'm never going to be like him.

Joe Schreiber

#11. Angry, and half in love with her, and tremendously sorry, I turned away.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#12. A writer stops writing the moment he or she puts the last full stop to their text, and at that point the book is in limbo and doesn't come to life until the reader picks it up and the reader flips the pages.

Alberto Manguel

#13. And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once a day if you are in good health, while it is not easy to make love every day. So finally, the pleasure is longer-lasting and more frequent than the other.

Guy Fournier

#14. I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

Sarah Silverman

#15. As you push ahead in the pursuit of your dreams, always stop to celebrate that you are beyond where you were previously.

Bidemi Mark-Mordi

#16. Say 'Synchronize watches', Motti." Con batted her eyelids. "You know I love it when you say 'Synchronize watches'." Motti glowered at Con, put on a bad falsetto French accent: "Would everyone kindly confirm their watch is telling the same time as their neighbour's watch, yes?

Stephen Cole

#17. I always believe I can beat the best, achieve the best. I always see myself in the top position.

Serena Williams

#18. On one level, I am a total softie, sort of depressed and afraid of losing the people I love or failing them. To disguise that, there's all this harsh, poop-centric, external swagger, full of nastiness. I'm a cloaking device.

George Saunders