Quotes About Bird Poop

#1. I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck

Rob Reger

#2. Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Craig Benzine

#3. Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?
Answer: That is bird poop, too.

Kurt Vonnegut

#4. Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.

Guy Kawasaki

#5. I avoid the carwash when I think it might rain anytime in the near future, which means I drive around the majority of the time in a pollen and bird poop covered car. This presents a stand off between Neat Freakshow and Practical Pennypincher, and Neat Freak usually triumphs. And then it rains.

Kristin Armstrong

#6. The sun comes back every day with new and powerful secrets.

Rumi

#7. She reminded Juliet of the parrot the shopkeeper owned. Both the woman and bird belonged in cages, preferably the same cage, so the bird could poop on all that velvet and lace.

Jordan Elizabeth Mierek

#8. It is impossible to be prosperous without God.

Sunday Adelaja

#9. My body is not a tomb for other creatures.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#10. If some people think, "Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop?" I think if some people get disgusted by that, it's all to the good. Their coronary arteries will be healthier.

Neal Barnard

#11. Liberal democracy - as you know, in the old days, we were saying we want socialism with a human face. Today's left effectively offers global capitalism with a human face, more tolerance, more rights and so on. So the question is, is this enough or not? Here I remain a Marxist: I think not.

Slavoj Zizek

#12. Only He who made man makes man happy.

Saint Augustine

#13. What have I to prove, and to whom, and why? I'm keen enough to want nothing more than to live a simple, humble, unfettered life.

Donna Lynn Hope

#14. Are we not all immortal till our work is done?

Robert Murray M'Cheyne