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Top 100 Pipe Quotes

#1. The cap was gone and the man dropped to his elbows to smell the pipe but the odor of gas was only a rumor, faint and stale. - Author: Cormac McCarthy
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#2. Illusions and pipe dreams on the one hand
And straight reality is always cold - Author: Van Morrison
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#3. If Clue was played like D&D, you could grab the lead pipe, beat a confession out of Colonel Mustard, and have sex with Miss scarlet on the desk in the conservatory. - Author: David Ewalt
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#4. I checked out all types of tobacco trying to find one that would be easiest to live with, I ended up using pipe tobacco. It burned slower, and it wasn't as harsh on my throat ... It also smelled better. - Author: David Strathairn
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#5. A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity. - Author: George Gissing
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#6. Porter it was that fattened people in my own fami ly, and it would be a hard thing not to drink porter with every other decent man, and maybe stand fi l ling your pipe with your back to the counte r , and maybe talk of the time you were in j a i l in England - Author: Anonymous
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#7. The greatest thing has been that projects that were pipe dreams before 'Whiplash' are now feeling more realistic. - Author: Damien Chazelle
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#8. Put this in your 'pastoral' pipe and smoke it!!!"

~R. Alan Woods [2012] - Author: R. Alan Woods
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#9. For the life of me I cannot remember, what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise. For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen. - Author: The Verve Pipe
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#10. I don't want kids to be distracted by pipe dreams. - Author: Kimberly Elise
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#11. But of course there's no logic to San Francisco generally, a city built with putty and pipe cleaners, rubber cement and colored construction paper. It's the work of fairies, elves, happy children with new crayons - Author: Dave Eggers
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#12. In fiber optics, the cable is a light pipe or waveguide, into which you inject light. If a finger presses on the pipe, it disrupts that light within the waveguide. - Author: Jefferson Han
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#13. I have some friends, some honest friends, and honest friends are few; My pipe of briar, my open fire, A book that's not too new. - Author: Robert W. Service
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#14. But when I looked for good, evil came; and when I waited for light, darkness came. My lyre is turned to mourning, and my pipe to the voice of those who weep. (Job) - Author: Laura Wiess
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#15. She owned a pipe wrench. Maybe if she whacked the sink enough it would unplug. (Angie) - Author: Annie Nicholas
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#16. I made a pact with my three-year-old thumb-sucking daughter that if she stopped sucking her thumb, I would stop sucking my pipe. - Author: Walter Mischel
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#17. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. - Author: Ian Fleming
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#18. A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan. - Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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#19. You don't fix a man the way you do a fault in a pipe or a leak in a roof. You take him as he is, Mary Brenna, or you don't take him at all ... adjustments can't be all made on one side, darling, else the balance goes off and what's being built just falls down. - Author: Nora Roberts
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#20. The day before yesterday always has been a glamour day. The present is sordid and prosaic. Time colors history as it does a meerschaum pipe. - Author: Vincent Starrett
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#21. Every dream is a pipe dream before someone achieves it. - Author: Leah Raeder
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#22. A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#23. That is what I mean. A bath! The receptacle of porcelain, one turns the taps and fills it, one gets in, one gets out and ghoosh - ghoosh - ghoosh, the water goes down the waste pipe!"
"M. Poirot are you quite mad?"
"No, I am extremely sane. - Author: Agatha Christie
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#24. I'm not trying to sell pipe dreams to people. I'm not giving them some fake utopia. I'm not telling them it's easy. If it was easy, everyone would do it. But you don't fight the fights you can win, you fight the fights that need fighting. That's the most important part. - Author: Immortal Technique
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#25. He'd actually hit me! It didn't matter that hitting me wasn't really like hitting a regular girl and I'd be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I'd just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#26. Homemade is a myth. You want to know some things that are homemade? Crystal meth. Crack cocaine. A pipe bomb full of nails. Now we're talkin' homemade. - Author: George Carlin
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#27. Give me a bottle of hard cider, a bowl of Peterson Irish Oak in my Neerup pipe, and please, above all, give my Henry David Thoreau's Wild Apples. Do that and you will see a man contented. - Author: Nicholas Trandahl
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#28. The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe. - Author: George Sand
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#29. I asked about the pipe dreams and he said they were more than I could afford. - Author: S.J. Cruz
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#30. The real point is this: We don't know where to go because we don't know what we are. Do you want to go back to living in a sewer-pipe? And eating other people's garbage? Because that's what rats do. But the fact is, we aren't rats anymore. We are something Dr. Schultz has made. Something new. - Author: Robert C. O'Brien
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#31. Pressure can burst a pipe, or pressure can make a diamond. - Author: Robert Horry
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#32. Even by day they hung about, smoking the pipe of peace, and looking almost as if they wanted tit-bits to eat. They - Author: J.M. Barrie
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#33. Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper! - Author: Pauline Phillips
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#34. I suppose we all share this pipe-dream of being able to reach out a hand and find anything at will; what is amazing is that we think that good filing could somehow make it comes true. On the contrary: putting a letter into a filing system is like releasing your ferret in the Hampton Court maze. - Author: Katharine Whitehorn
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#35. She could not descend to an existence where her brain would explode under the pressure of forcing itself not to outdistance incompetence. She could not function to the rule of: Pipe down-keep down-slow down-don't do your best, it is not wanted! - Author: Ayn Rand
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#36. Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#37. This is going to become a battle for access to your home and office plus mobility. It's about who can provide the biggest and least expensive and fastest pipe to your home and office and offer you a mobility feature. - Author: Steve Largent
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#38. I leaped headlong into the Sea, and thereby have become more acquainted with the Soundings, the quicksands, and the rocks, than if I had stayed upon the green shore, and piped a silly pipe, and took tea and comfortable advice. - Author: John Keats
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#39. We were talking of DRAGONS, Tolkien and I
In a Berkshire bar. The big workman
Who had sat silent and sucked his pipe
All the evening, from his empty mug
With gleaming eye glanced towards us:
"I seen 'em myself!" he said fiercely. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#40. Looking towards the open window, I saw light wreaths from Joe's pipe floating there, and I fancied it was like a blessing from Joe, - not obtruded on me or paraded before me, but pervading the air we shared together. I put - Author: Charles Dickens
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#41. I had a job when I was 16 at a gas fitter, which was a bit like a pipe fitter. - Author: Joe Cocker
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#42. My favourite place in the world - the south beach at Aberystwyth -has a sewage outfall pipe on it - Author: Caitlin Moran
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#43. Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!. - Author: R. Alan Woods
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#44. There were times when I would suddenly realize making music is a crazy pipe dream. I would see bands that did super well in South Africa still struggling to survive, or even people on the international level who are doing well but financially can't really support themselves. - Author: St. Lucia
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#45. You're playing the creepy vibe a little hard," I said. "Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music. - Author: Jim Butcher
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#46. For me the thing that signals a great story is what we might call its autonomy, the fact that it detaches itself from its author like a soap bubble blown from a clay pipe. - Author: Julio Cortazar
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#47. For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe. - Author: Fanny Brice
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#48. We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight. - Author: Roy Rogers
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#49. Much of the discovery of the world was based on failure rather than on success
on tactical errors and pipe dreams. - Author: David Grann
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#50. A pipe? A pipe?! Your mother would turn in her grave if she knew she'd spawned a daughter who smokes a pipe! Your poor mama was a pure lady. Prim and ladylike. She smoked menthol cigarettes, now that's feminine. - Author: Jonathan Dunne
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#51. [The artist] is like a pump; he has inside him a great pipe that reaches down into the entrails of things, the deepest layers. He sucks up what was lying there below, dim and unnoticed, and brings it in great jets to the sunlight. - Author: Gustave Flaubert
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#52. There's such a thing as trying too hard, he told himself. It causes constipation of the mind. But such admonishments did no good. He was still as blocked as a pipe full of concrete. - Author: Dean Koontz
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#53. Where may one breathe?" demands one Continental Macaroni, in a yellow waistcoat, " - in New-York, Taverns have rooms where Smoke is prohibited." "Tho' clearly," replies the itinerant Stove-Salesman Mr. Whitpot, drawing vigorously at his Pipe, "what's needed is a No-Idiots Area. - Author: Thomas Pynchon
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#54. Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues." - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#55. A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#56. Impressive pipe," I tell him. "Should I call you Sherlock?"

He grins. "Only if I can call you Princess."

My head toddles as I think it over. "I'm secure enough in my manhood to stand that."

"Excellent. - Author: Emma Chase
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#57. [My father] was handsome and tanned and smelled wonderful, like a mix of the ocean and fresh-cut grass, except when he smoked his pipe, which also smelled wonderful, as how I thought wisdom must smell, when it curls about your head. - Author: Carolyn Weber
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#58. Yet he would smoke his pipe at the Battery with a far more sagacious air then anywhere else - even with a learned air - as if he considered himself to be advancing immensely. Dear fellow, I hope he did. - Author: Charles Dickens
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#59. My pen.' Funny, I wrote that without noticing. 'The torch', 'the paper', but 'my pen'. That shows what writing means to me, I guess. My pen is a pipe from my heart to the paper. It's about the most important thing I own. - Author: John Marsden
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#60. Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your lips or smoke the pipe or whatever it is and face what's in there. - Author: Dennis McKenna
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#61. The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins. - Author: Ben Jonson
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#62. The liberation of adulthood as we'd conceived it from below was a pipe-dream; with oppressors deposed we became our own tyrants. - Author: Lionel Shriver
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#63. If chasing a pipe dream means securing our freedom, then so be it. - Author: Lauren Lola
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#64. I've always slightly preferred Spade to Marlowe, probably just because I thought Hammett was cooler than Chandler. He was leftwing, his name shortened to Dash rather than Ray, and he didn't smoke a pipe or like cats. - Author: Mark Billingham
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#65. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast. - Author: Honore Daumier
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#66. As long as there will be something to conquer, world peace will be a pipe dream - Author: Bangambiki Habyarimana
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#67. When I was working on 'Men of Honor' with Robert De Niro, there's a pipe that he has in the movie, and it took us about six weeks to find the right pipe for him to use and feel comfortable with. It was a great choice, because it was really about what worked with the camera at that time. - Author: George Tillman Jr.
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#68. This diary is my kief, hashish and opium pipe. This is my drug and my vice. - Author: Anais Nin
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#69. Private Zombie, you have two seconds, exactly two seconds, to seal that sewer pipe posing as a mouth, - Author: Rick Yancey
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#70. It's the way surfing is - you grow up surfing together, and then you're thrown into a heat at Pipe or a world title bout against one another. - Author: Joel Parkinson
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#71. O Autumn, laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof; there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance! Sing now the lusty song of fruit and flowers. - Author: William Blake
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#72. I'll tell you what 20 years teaches you - is that if one thing doesn't last something else will come down the pipe and to go from that and to do these films now. - Author: Blair Underwood
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#73. Like the curved pipe of a fountain, your arching boughs
drive the sap
downward and up again: and almost without awakening
it bursts out of sleep, into its sweetest achievement.
Like the god stepping into the swan. - Author: Rainer Maria Rilke
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#74. Folk-punk artists like This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb or Paul Baribeau were popular in the Florida punk community. I saw people early on combine roots music with more aggressive music. - Author: Benjamin Booker
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#75. The online world could stuff that in its pipe and vape it. - Author: Ian Rankin
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#76. Writing is the easiest thing in the world ... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away. - Author: Mark Twain
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#77. No, thank you. I prefer my liquor cold.'
'Right. Or in a pipe, I suppose.'
Phin's brow lifted. 'What a clumsy way to drink liquor. Are you sure you're not concussed? - Author: Meredith Duran
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#78. Let us, above all, be clear that, without a convincing program of debt relief to start the new millennium, our objective of halving world poverty by 2015 will be only a pipe dream. - Author: Kofi Annan
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#79. What are you prepared to give for your dream? If it is not everything ... stop pipe dreaming. - Author: T.F. Hodge
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#80. All around the recognized word and the comprehended sentence, the other graphisms take flight, carrying with them the visible plenitude of shape and leaving only the linear, successive unfurling of meaning
not one drop of rain falling after another, much less a feather or a torn-of leaf. - Author: Michel Foucault
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#81. The college diploma has no more power to hold the knowledge you have gained in college than a piece of tissue paper over a gas jet can hold the gas in the pipe. - Author: Orison Swett Marden
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#82. Do women in love feel as men do? Do men love as women love? His virgin bride shared her pipe-frame bed all smiles and laughter. When they were intimate to the last degree on that bed, did Lou's experience join his, did his experience match hers, during this moment and that moment? - Author: Annie Dillard
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#83. After some time he felt for his pipe. It was not broken, and that was something. Then he felt for his pouch, and there was some tobacco in it, and that was something more. Then he felt for matches and he could not find any at all, and that shattered his hopes completely. - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
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#84. Racists are not the pipe-smoking type, I thought to myself. - Author: John Howard Griffin
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#85. There's a little exhaust pipe leaking gasoline, and that gasoline is how good your music is, the gasoline is how you have relationships with people. - Author: Gucci Mane
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#86. He lit his pipe again, smiling to himself quietly, with that painful smile of his, as though he were enjoying a joke that hurt him. - Author: W. Somerset Maugham
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#87. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow! - Author: Raine Miller
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#88. I'm healthy enough to still skate, so I gotta go because growing up I didn't have - I mean, I grew up in Montana so ... there was kind of a little half-pipe in my yard, and that was the extent of the skate terrain in Montana. So I've got to go out and make up for lost time. - Author: Jeff Ament
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#89. I've always heard that women secretly want their father. So I used to walk around in a 1950s business suit, with a hat and a pipe. My opening line would be, 'You should be getting to bed now.' - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#90. On land, on sea, at home abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God. - Author: Johann Sebastian Bach
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#91. I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. - Author: Albert Einstein
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#92. Pipers at the Edinburgh contest were using two-droned pipes up until 1821, when such pipes were forbidden, because they allegedly gave an unfair advantage over other competitors playing the three-droned pipe. - Author: Alistair Campsie
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#93. If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next. - Author: James Lee Burke
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#94. In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. - Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton
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#95. I thrive best hermit style.
with a beard and a pipe. - Author: Bjork
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#96. Cautious of the flood so I always lay the right pipe. - Author: Drake
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#97. The character as well as the fortunes of the gospel is committed to the preacher. He makes or mars the message from God to man. The preacher is the golden pipe through which the divine oil flows. - Author: Edward McKendree Bounds
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#98. To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace - Author: Vincent Van Gogh
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#99. You know, I've kinda been freaking out over being a father, but then I read in a men's magazine somewhere that as long as you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, that you've done a good job. - Author: Jillian Dodd
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#100. Oh, dear God, you don't actually have a brain, do you, it's more a filigreed spiderweb, with little chambers in it where trained monkeys play the pipe organ. - Author: Glen David Gold
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