Top 44 Peed Quotes
#1. Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did.
Richard Castle
#2. I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what?
Devon Monk
#3. If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
Gena Showalter
#4. If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
Joe Rogan
#5. I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.
The Harvard Lampoon
#6. He did have to flush the toilet though, since I hadn't gotten to that yet. I had only peed, otherwise I might have been mortified. Best friend or not, shit was still shit.
Scarlett Dawn
#7. The good news is I peed before going to sleep.
John Scalzi
#8. Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot.
Katie MacAlister
#9. Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
Jennifer Lawrence
#10. That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?"
"Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it.
Stacey Marie Brown
#11. Once you realize that documentation should be laughed at, peed upon, put on fire, and just ridiculed in general, THEN, and only then, have you reached the level where you can safely read it and try to use it to actually implement a driver.
Linus Torvalds
#12. I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
Britney Spears
#13. The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.
H.L. Mencken
#14. I'm scared of flying. And dying." There. She'd said it, and it was out there. Now when Nicole screamed a lot and peed her pants, it wouldn't be so awkward because she'd warned everyone.
T.S. Joyce
#15. He relaxed into the dirt, it was all right, he was infantry and the dirt was home. He felt warm liquid all over his left thigh and wondered if he'd peed himself, it didn't matter, none of it mattered, the stars were out in the blackness overhead and that was where he was going.
Henry V. O'Neil
#16. There's just one thing I want to know."
Julian nodded. "Anything."
"When you peed and had sex outside, it wasn't at the same time, was it? Because that'd be really
nasty.
S.J. Frost
#17. I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants.
Ronda Rousey
#18. He did not recognize himself either. He was a totally new being, bald, covered with grease and blood, pink and blue eyed: he was his own baby ... He was a great fat chuckling baby, and he shat and peed in his filthy trousers and kept driving.
Peter Straub
#19. Forgive everybody for everything. Just forgive and start - most of us can't start with ourselves. We have to forgive the people we think did things to us. So that's fine. Start there - wherever. Start with the dog who peed on the rug. I don't care where you start, just do it.
Iyanla Vanzant
#20. I walked to the door where Clovis waited. When I looked up, he was staring at Adam. A quick glance backward confirmed Adam was returning his stare. Freaking males, I thought, they couldn't be more obvious about their territorial dispute if they'd both peed on me.
Jaye Wells
#21. My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy.
Cam'ron
#22. I pound the counter. "One time! A snake peed on me one time!" "That's all it takes, Snake Piss!" Saul shouts from the back. "That's all it takes," Dane says, drumming on the counter and turning to the hipsters as they approach to order.
Daniel Rodrigues-Martin
#23. At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself.
Jojo Moyes
#24. I cried and cried in my Mad Men dress. Jon Hamm held me by the shoulders and looked at me and said, "I know this is very sad, but this is a really important show for me, so I'm going to need you to get your shit together." This made me laugh so hard I think I peed.
Amy Poehler
#25. ARTHUR: (indicates rain) Couldn't you have peed before we went under?
YUSUF: Sorry.
The front door OPENS and Eames climbs in, soaked.
EAMES: Bit too much free champagne before takeoff, Yusuf?
YUSUF: Ha bloody ha.
Christopher J. Nolan
#28. Have you peed somewhere and wish to tell me about it?
Sarah J. Maas
#29. I was just walking out of school from cheer practice and she walks right up to me and says "Come with me if you want to live." I laughed so hard at her I almost peed my pants. I mean who says that? It was pretty clear she wasn't from this planet. Everyone knows who the Terminator is.
Shelly Crane
#30. Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Unfortunately, someone must have peed in yours. - Walter Bishop, "Fringe" (TV)
J.J. Abrams
#31. It was something about all the stupid stuff Torian wouldn't have to do anymore - like put up with asshole tourists who peed on your house at Mardi Gras.
Julie Smith
#32. I actually write a lot, but mostly just daily gibberish. I am a documentation addict: "I just peed. I walked down the hallway. I dropped my pencil. I just aged a minute."
Brian Chippendale
#33. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um ...
Mac MacGuff: *Or* ... ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
Diablo Cody
#34. The last time I was this scared, I peed myself."
"The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards.
John Green
#35. Is this the first time you've peed around another human being?"
"Around a guy," she shouted, "yes!"
"I didn't ask for this!" Gabe shouted back. He started humming loudly - " The Imperial March".
Rainbow Rowell
#37. I need to make sure Chris isn't an axe murderer who lures women with the whole "I can fix the camera your friend's cat peed on" line, so I Google him.
Lauren Blakely
#39. I liked frogs better when they just peed in your hand and gave you warts.
Cary McNeal
#40. You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time!
Julie James
#41. She closes her eyes. I can't believe he peed in that potty.
Wendy Mass
#42. Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
Adam Sandler
#43. Mom led Jaime down a hall of crystal cabinets and ushered him into the floral armchair that Theo had once purposely peed on as a kid. The pee story was the first out of their mom's mouth. Whatever. He'd been four. Mom should have given him the cookie.
Anyta Sunday
#44. Luckily, the forest was so dense that the two escaped without injury, though one of the men peed in his pants.
Liu Cixin
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