Peed Myself Quotes

#1. I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!

Britney Spears

#2. I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.

The Harvard Lampoon

#3. Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did.

Richard Castle

#4. The last time I was this scared, I peed myself."
"The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards.

John Green

#5. Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest

Adam Sandler

#6. I pound the counter. "One time! A snake peed on me one time!" "That's all it takes, Snake Piss!" Saul shouts from the back. "That's all it takes," Dane says, drumming on the counter and turning to the hipsters as they approach to order.

Daniel Rodrigues-Martin

#7. Mom led Jaime down a hall of crystal cabinets and ushered him into the floral armchair that Theo had once purposely peed on as a kid. The pee story was the first out of their mom's mouth. Whatever. He'd been four. Mom should have given him the cookie.

Anyta Sunday

#8. Luckily, the forest was so dense that the two escaped without injury, though one of the men peed in his pants.

Liu Cixin

#9. I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what?

Devon Monk

#10. If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

Gena Showalter

#11. If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

Joe Rogan

#12. He did have to flush the toilet though, since I hadn't gotten to that yet. I had only peed, otherwise I might have been mortified. Best friend or not, shit was still shit.

Scarlett Dawn

#13. The good news is I peed before going to sleep.

John Scalzi

#14. Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot.

Katie MacAlister

#15. Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

Jennifer Lawrence

#16. That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?"
"Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it.

Stacey Marie Brown

#17. Once you realize that documentation should be laughed at, peed upon, put on fire, and just ridiculed in general, THEN, and only then, have you reached the level where you can safely read it and try to use it to actually implement a driver.

Linus Torvalds

#18. The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.

H.L. Mencken

#19. I'm scared of flying. And dying." There. She'd said it, and it was out there. Now when Nicole screamed a lot and peed her pants, it wouldn't be so awkward because she'd warned everyone.

T.S. Joyce

#20. He relaxed into the dirt, it was all right, he was infantry and the dirt was home. He felt warm liquid all over his left thigh and wondered if he'd peed himself, it didn't matter, none of it mattered, the stars were out in the blackness overhead and that was where he was going.

Henry V. O'Neil

#21. There's just one thing I want to know."

Julian nodded. "Anything."

"When you peed and had sex outside, it wasn't at the same time, was it? Because that'd be really
nasty.

S.J. Frost

#22. I actually write a lot, but mostly just daily gibberish. I am a documentation addict: "I just peed. I walked down the hallway. I dropped my pencil. I just aged a minute."

Brian Chippendale

#23. I cried and cried in my Mad Men dress. Jon Hamm held me by the shoulders and looked at me and said, "I know this is very sad, but this is a really important show for me, so I'm going to need you to get your shit together." This made me laugh so hard I think I peed.

Amy Poehler

#24. ARTHUR: (indicates rain) Couldn't you have peed before we went under?
YUSUF: Sorry.
The front door OPENS and Eames climbs in, soaked.
EAMES: Bit too much free champagne before takeoff, Yusuf?
YUSUF: Ha bloody ha.

Christopher J. Nolan

#25. I didn't want to be peed on.

Penny Reid

#26. I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear.

Chelsea Handler

#27. Have you peed somewhere and wish to tell me about it?

Sarah J. Maas

#28. I was just walking out of school from cheer practice and she walks right up to me and says "Come with me if you want to live." I laughed so hard at her I almost peed my pants. I mean who says that? It was pretty clear she wasn't from this planet. Everyone knows who the Terminator is.

Shelly Crane

#29. Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Unfortunately, someone must have peed in yours. - Walter Bishop, "Fringe" (TV)

J.J. Abrams

#30. It was something about all the stupid stuff Torian wouldn't have to do anymore - like put up with asshole tourists who peed on your house at Mardi Gras.

Julie Smith

#31. She closes her eyes. I can't believe he peed in that potty.

Wendy Mass

#32. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um ...
Mac MacGuff: *Or* ... ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Diablo Cody

#33. At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself.

Jojo Moyes

#34. Is this the first time you've peed around another human being?"
"Around a guy," she shouted, "yes!"
"I didn't ask for this!" Gabe shouted back. He started humming loudly - " The Imperial March".

Rainbow Rowell

#35. Who peed in your cheerios?

Michelle Hodkin

#36. I need to make sure Chris isn't an axe murderer who lures women with the whole "I can fix the camera your friend's cat peed on" line, so I Google him.

Lauren Blakely

#37. Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

Becca Fitzpatrick

#38. I liked frogs better when they just peed in your hand and gave you warts.

Cary McNeal