Parking Ticket Quotes

#1. If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.

Max Tegmark

#2. A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Bill Vaughan

#3. Normal people, who can be good people but do bad things, are very interesting to me, and people that never get a parking ticket or never do a bad thing in their lives can be really dangerous.

Emily Mortimer

#4. You basically have a group of four spies who are chosen for a mission they feel for the fact of how competent they are and how their expertise and they're the right one for the job. But ultimately they find out they've been actually chosen for their incompetence.

Matt LeBlanc

#5. Depend upon it, since Satan could not kill the church by roaring at her like a lion, he is now trying to crush her by hugging her like a bear.

Charles Spurgeon

#6. Sooner or later, it's all about the soul.

Terry Pratchett

#7. Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

Kathy Griffin

#8. If I get a ticket in an Aston Martin, I plan to frame it and put it on my desk." And with that Zach gunned the engine and spun out of the parking garage.

Tiffany Reisz

#9. The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.

Jeff Dunham

#10. Just as women's rights are human rights, women's progress is human progress,

Hillary Clinton

#11. I like to take writing retreats within a day's drive of home. Less travel time means more time for writing, which is the name of the game here.

Kate Klise

#12. people [who are] thinking about things other than making the best product, never make the best product.

Portfolio

#13. When Lucas was doing Star Wars, he didn't have a 50 million person Facebook following where he could just sift through feedback to try to get an idea for what he was going to do next. It's a luxury we have today.

Vin Diesel

#14. My faith is not identified by my title. My faith is identified by how I live. Wearing the uniform is not the same as playing the game.

LeCrae

#15. I parked somewhere where I would probably get a ticket. I planned to ignore it. Anarchists have a much easier time finding parking spots.

Jim Butcher

#16. Dr. Morris believes, and I strongly agree, that couples are most likely to bond securely when they have not rushed the dating experience. Time is the critical ingredient.

James C. Dobson