Palat Funny Quotes

#1. It's east to start a war in any country

Hermann Goring

#2. They are only after you. Not to worry. We've got it under control, little one.

Candace Knoebel

#3. If we are humble, nothing will change us, neither praise, nor discouragement.

Mother Teresa

#4. Believe in yourself, and start today!

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#5. Albeit i may die sleep not in the coffen of gold and even beer no fruit; but my impact after depart is my particular to paradise.

Oladosu Feyikogbon

#6. We feel closer to the drawings on the walls of Chauvet than the painting of, say, an Egyptian mural. These artists are not remote ancestors; they are brothers. They saw like us; they drew like us. We wear essentially the same clothes against the cold.

Simon McBurney

#7. I used to say when I was working in the theater that if I ever had five seasons of a hit TV show I'd never have to worry about money and wouldn't have to do anything I didn't want to do.

Jerry Orbach

#8. How do you spell 'contravention'?" said Carrot, turning over a page.
"I don't," said Nobby, pushing through the crowds.

Terry Pratchett

#9. I know what I want to do and there's no point giving my secrets away.

Ronnie O'Sullivan

#10. I will now teach my son Increase (and others of my children) the way of raising a lesson out of every verse in his reading of the Bible; and of turning it into a Prayer; and engage him (and them) unto a daily Course in reading the Bible in such a way

Cotton Mather

#11. I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.

Maddie Ziegler

#12. I gradually fell from grace; alas, you dove in headfirst!

Ahmed Mostafa