Ohmigod Quotes

#1. He pulled her toward him and gathered her in his arms as his hand lovingly cradled the back of her neck. She stopped breathing as he leaned down - ohmigod, the Adonis was about to kiss her - and planted the softest, most sensual kiss on her lips.
Time stood still on the busy Chicago street.

Jennifer Lane

#2. She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!

Gemma Halliday

#3. In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes ... you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

David Cross

#4. Ohmigod, i'm so gonna kill Tracy for this. I didn't like Ada even before that bitch hooked up with Vic. But this party is so bad, if ex-prisoners of war attended it, they'd reminisce nostalgically about the days shit was shoved up their fingernails Camille muttered.

Kristen Ashley

#5. I figure I'd find my way to beauty eventually. And I'd find absolution because I'd know, I earned the love of that woman, a woman who's got so much to her it'll take years to dig down and find the heart of her, that would be my reward.
Ohmigod. Ohmigod! Ohmigod!

Kristen Ashley

#6. I turn my head to look at him again. Immediately it gets all fuzzy with hormones.
"Um, I was, uh, I was thinking about being shaken and stirred." He looks over at me and quirks one brow. "I mean I was thinking how well you could probably shake and stir something."
Ohmigod, somebody stop me!

M. Leighton

#7. -Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart.
Amanda lifted up her pink sunglasses to gape at the old guy in the requisite blue vest.
- Ohmigod, it's just like the commercial. If a smiling yellow dot bounces toward me, I'm going to freak out.

Erin McCarthy

#8. The point isn't to live without any regrets. The point is to not hate ourselves for having them.

Kathryn Schulz

#9. Remember the rights of the savage, as we call him. Remember that the happiness of his humble home, remember that the sanctity of life in the hill villages of Afghanistan, among the winter snows, is as inviolable in the eye of Almighty God, as can be your own.

William E. Gladstone

#10. I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.

Martha Stewart

#11. Whether the issue was black political power or nuclear power, Scott-Heron didn't mince words. His comeback record, 'I'm New Here,' doesn't mince words either, but instead of political battles, these songs suggest he's fighting personal ones.

Will Hermes

#12. Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.

Alex Tan

#13. It was like looking at a knot, knowing it was a knot, but not knowing how to untie it. I had no map for this life.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#14. Shakespeare alternated between musical surrenders to social prestige and magnificent fits of poetic remorse.

Laura Riding

#15. On the other side of fear is your breakthrough.

Jeanette Coron

#16. This liberal doxy must be impaled on the member of a particularly large stallion!

John Kennedy Toole