Office Us Christmas Quotes

#1. I'm someone who does not like a bunker mentality and does not like groupthink.

Bill De Blasio

#2. If Madison had a gun, she'd shoot out the sound system pumping "Jingle Bells" through her office speakers. Instead, she bit off Rudolph's chocolate head and pointed a finger at the brightly colored, foil-wrapped Santa on her desk. "You're next, big guy.

Debbie Mason

#3. One cannot with impunity try to transfer this task entirely to mechanical assistants if one wishes to figure something, even though the final result is often small indeed.

Max Weber

#4. The mayor will be remembered because of his refusal to accept political favors and he kept his campaign promises.

Alicia Mendoza

#5. One of the best programmers I ever hired had only a High School degree; he's produced a lot of great software, has his own news group, and made enough in stock options to buy his own nightclub.

Jamie Zawinski

#6. The post office in the city of Christmas, Florida, where thousands descend each year to get their holiday cards postmarked. It's the best tradition we got, so fuck it, I'm rodeo-riding this cultural mutation.

Tim Dorsey

#7. I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Mo Rocca

#8. I just wasn't anticipating Goblin assassins with crossbows pushing me into a situation where the only viable exit involved riding a mermaid's wheelchair into the marina.
Sometimes I think my life is too complicated.

Seanan McGuire

#9. In life there is no formula for 'Marriage" every experience differ as well as every couples differ,so all we have to do is to invite God into our marriages because he is the 'KEY" TO OUR HAPPINESS.

Nthabiseng Motjamela

#10. Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.

Enid Nemy

#11. I think everything you do in life is a learning experience.

Emeraude Toubia

#12. I spent 250 to 300 days of every year on the road. But in the end, I felt something was missing. I needed to be anchored so I could concentrate, so in 2000, I established a new methodology - the one I use today. I spent the week in my office and travelled every weekend, even at Christmas.

Hans Ulrich Obrist

#13. A simplified Christmas isn't about circumstances as much as it is about focus.

Ann Voskamp

#14. Legend does not contradict history. It preserves the fundamental after but magnifies and embellishes it.

Adrien Rouquette

#15. Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

P. J. O'Rourke

#16. For the time being
Words scatter
Are they fallen leaves?

Ruth Ozeki

#17. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Phyllis Diller

#18. I happened upon a memoir by a midlevel White House staffer, and he had been in the room that [Nixon's last] night [in office]. This guy's memoir told me what Nixon's last words were. And they were, on August 8, 1974, to the crew: "Have a Merry Christmas, fellas!" That was just so bizarre.

Harry Shearer

#19. I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Mike Tomlin

#20. Seriously, isn't there enough holiday cheer around here? You all don't have to invade my office." I glared at my coworkers, decked out in their fancy Christmas finery, complete with Santa hats and jingly socks.

I should have been expecting this - it was a week before Christmas. -- Erica

Candice Gilmer

#21. ...and I still feel that hate today, when so many other feelings have been burned out of my heart.

Stephen King

#22. Things you Do to live a Happy life, shouldn't ruin others'.

Mohith Agadi

#23. I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

Ricky Gervais

#24. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

#25. The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

Milton Berle

#26. It is the custom to sneer at the modern apartment-house, television, big-city Christmas, with its commercial taint ... office parties, artificial ... Christmas trees ... but future generations in search of their lost Christmases may well remember its innocence; yes, and its beauty, too.

Paul Gallico